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• You hit the nail on the head and the nail was directly above my heart
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• "I was surprised to hear about the cat."
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• Oh. I was wrong. She's the one. Goodbye.
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• There was no one waiting for me...
• I was wrong I didn't have everything
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
• John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
• I was one of those girls
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• For a few more precious seconds, the body I was born with was still in one piece
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
• A pocket-sized device with a single button that says, "Everything as it was one minute ago".
• that hour we lost was the one I was going to use to get my life together
• the Abayudaya sang, no one was hungry and herds of buffalo roamed the plains
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
• The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
• Because, perhaps she was cold
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• I was the center of gravity of Chicago for one beautiful Saturday
• I remember, there was one
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• One hour there was sunlight
• One big happy random assortment of truckstop trinkets
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• Jesus Was a One Beer Queer
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• Each one was the scene where you hold your breath
• Besides the part where she was the only one
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• The one thing Superman was bad at
• every secret thing was made by some one
• And Every One Was a Henry: A Magnificent Maryland Renaissance Oktoberfest E2 Throwdown!
• There Was a Desert in My Head
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• when there's more hair on the floor than on one's head
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• In the Gym the Floor Was Cold
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
• I married him because he was not mean
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• I/i was shouting for you to hear./
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• Trompe
• I must have three heads
• i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
• In space, no one can hear you scream
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• I have bloodmarks on my floor
• It furthers one to have somewhere to go
• Were there nine moons above your head? Were there none?
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• One Step Above
• The turkey doesn't have a head!
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• I am gambling with waffles glued to my head. I have nothing to lose.
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• I have known depth. I have heard the velvet creaking of its flooring
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• I could have been one of a two
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• all living things must above all else have hope
• You ever have one of those days where you go, "Well. This might as well happen."
• you become whoever would have saved you that time that no one did
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
• I Can Hear the Heart Beating As One
• The most annoying clients have the most interesting cases
• Willy Loman was wrong in life but he was right on the inside
• was
• I miss you because I have nothing else to miss
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• because I have given up any care
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• Last night I could not sleep because of the noise in my head
• Deadman begins his journey, through a kitchen floor one Saturday night
• Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• Two Things I am Compelled to Support because of One Thing I Strongly Believe In
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• I have root on your head
• I have one whole anus
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Words that only have one context
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• you have become one with The Anonymous
• Have One On Me
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Because I needed to hear you over the noise
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• the easiest way to win an argument is to not have one
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
• Go over one's head
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• The Edwin Smith Papyrus: Case One
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• Airport accident, one slightly bruised ego, one slightly damaged head
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Rebeca Martinez
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• Two heads are better than one
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces

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