Findings:

• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Only When I Lose Myself
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Stoned music memories
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
• Why I trust myself more than I trust the government when it comes to my health.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• when the weather's good we get the wood
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• If the only thing you have is your pride, you have to guard it well.
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• We only smoke when bored so we do two packs a day, and we've lost the difference between bored and lonely anyway
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• Hurry, and you'll get only shithead kids
• I HAVE CANDY GET IN THE VAN
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• When did the World get so old?
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• Words that only have one context
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• Once you realize you're in charge of your own mood, you've only got yourself to blame.
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• When I get like this
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• when all the white horses have broken free
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• I can only speak for myself
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• speak only when spoken to
• i only knew when silence screamed
• Why is rape wrong only when a man commits it?
• It's hard to find a cure for a brain disease when you have a brain disease
• When living we have need of Death
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• When non-pitchers get to pitch
• Have you eaten (rice) yet?
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
• When I get mad I throw harder
• Only the weak get themselves killed in someone else's battle
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• My words are the only gift I have for you
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Only Angels Have Wings
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• Things to do when technology gets here
• the only comfort we could ever have
• If imitation guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have imitation guns
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• If only we knew of what we have glimpsed
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• I have to catch myself around you
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• audio editing
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• I only smoke when I drink
• It only hurts when I breathe
• I look around and see only sandals. Looking up I find myself in the presence of Gods.
• We journal only when we hurt
• only when you cannot hear
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Eating only rice to get by
• The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
• When keys on keyboards get switched
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• If only I could get into her head
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• When I Get Low I Get High
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• We get too tense when we drive
• E2 can only get better (e2poll)
• Only Boys Accepting Feminism Get Kissed Meaningfully
• I'll get there when I get there
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• i have to get out
• Waiting for the day all my dreams about myself get tested
• I Get Hungry When I Shift
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• what little I have is starting to get to me
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• When I have female children
• you are a comet when you streak close by the radios get weak
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Words sometimes get sick and we have to heal them.
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• I have freed myself from corporate advertising
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• I have thrown myself free of the yoke of arrogance.
• When in doubt, get horizontal
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand

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