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• You mean the me that you would be
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• OBAFGKM
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• That would be me
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
• Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• Let Me Be Your Shelter
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• To do is to be
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• Free to Be, You and Me
• marry me and you'll be safe
• Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• eternity would be boring
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• I never thought it would be like this
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• No one can be in two places at once
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• No one wants to be a nihilist
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• No threat should be taken lightly
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• Just to see what it would be like
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• How to be a terrible customer
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• twelve ways to do and be is enough for cats
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• No place I'd rather be
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• The Ten Commandments revised
• What does it mean to be free?
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• If your wish be to close me
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• The best kind of bartender
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• what would it take to be serene again?
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• Be gentle with me
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• Mind without body
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• The Man Who Would Be King
• That I Would Be Good
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• Oh to be Odd!
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• This poem can be put off no longer
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• A whimper would be fine
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• When you know things are just meant to be
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• Let me be your fantasy
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• My life may no longer be my own
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• What does it mean to be religious?
• Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
• There will be no more stories to read
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• it would be hilarious if only
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• Look siad me Be like me
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• do not look upon her; you shall be blinded
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• No one can be totally logical
• Life without music would be a mistake
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.

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