Findings:
- I'm never getting drunk again
- Never Cry Wolf
- HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
- I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
- Flowers Never Cry
- Future Wolf II: Never Cry Wolf: Origin of The Series
- when god speaks, it is never one-sided
- She hopes I'm cursed forever to sleep on a twin size mattress, never graduating up in size to add a lover.
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- the god that can be killed was never god in the first place
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
- Things NEVER to do with vaseline!
- Never be the first to let go
- Never Mind The Buzzcocks
- never seen The Pogues live yet
- I was never any good at maths at school
- If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
- The Grass is Never Greener
- Thank God, I'm A Country Boy
- Bargaining? Never with that roof.
- Hast Never Come to Thee an Hour
- Never underestimate Old Ladies
- Never underestimate the power of denial
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- My cats think I'm a God
- I'll Never Remember the Day
- Born, never asked
- Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
- A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
- why i could never live in the city
- The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
- I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
- And it's one more good thing that will never be again
- There Is a Light that Never Goes Out
- The death of a man I had never known
- Hello, I'm your fucking daughter
- Never underestimate the power of soup
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- I'm a pig, not a god!
- People who don't smoke will never die
- A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again
- Photographs never lie, until you edit them!
- How to crack root and not get caught
- That torpedo did not self-destruct. You heard it hit the hull. And I... was never here.
- It's never him
- I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
- Kirby G6
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- Never Volunteer
- Now or Never
- you never want to eat somewhere you work
- It never rains but it pours
- You can never get away from yourself
- Never feed hotdogs to a grouper
- I will never drink root beer again
- Something I Can Never Have
- The "I'm getting my first shot" cry
- A watched pothead never tokes
- Things Never to say to your kids
- two positives never make a negative
- I'm not fucking bored
- I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
- oh God, i'm going to regret this one
- Thank God I'm an Atheist
- A little child could never kill this clean
- This will never happen
- It is NEVER safe to turn off your computer
- We were never really friends
- I think that I shall never see
- Tomorrow Never Dies
- Never put your tongue on the flyback
- Fucking yes, I'm a fatphobe
- The Man Who Never Sleeps
- Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
- No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
- I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
- What if it never happened?
- Feminine hygiene products never cease to amaze
- Scene from the movie I'll never write
- Never argue with a fool
- Never Say Never Again
- Men should never call themselves feminists
- Sore throat cure
- Never Is a Promise
- Never be without remembrance of Him
- Hello, I'm fucking your daughter
- Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
- ...and GOD CRIED / The Holocaust Remembered
- I have never
- I never faced existential quandaries as an addict
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- Dreamer, never learned to be ambitious
- I hope you never run for public office
- Working people are never allowed to become rich in the United States
- Stuff you wish you never threw out
- I Never Knew You
- Why did Bach never write an opera?
- I'll never be the other woman
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- never use variable arguments in C++
- if i never saw you again
- A watched pot never boils
- Never Join a CD Club
- Cheer up luv, it might never happen
- Never trust anything that can think for itself
- Never trust something that bleeds for a week and doesn't die
- I am never alone
- Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
- I never really enjoyed destroying cities
- Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
- You can never become anything if you're not good at math
- Never Forget the Ghosts
- You're never around when I need you
- Never heard of Dr. Mennel
- Would you mind never speaking to me again?
- Always the bridesmaid and never the bride
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- "My God," she said, "I'm beautiful."
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- They think I'm a god
- For God's sake, just have another election
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
- I'm fucking addicted, OK?
- The Devil went home crying and Jesus never even showed up
- Never
- Never Mind The Bollocks, Here's The Sex Pistols
- I never thought it would be like this
- Seven words you can never say on television
- I never get mail
- Answering a phone that never rings
- Rust Never Sleeps
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- Never trust anyone over 30
- Never say die
- MacArthur Parker (user)
- What if Prince Charming never shows?
- The one my father never met
- Things that we will never use
- He never returned
- Never try to teach a pig to sing
- voice never dies
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of quarter-inch tapes
- A broken heart never heals
- Never look like you're staring
- I never saw her again
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
- You'll never work in this town again!
- You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
- How come we never dated?
- I never did well with Sunday nights
- September that never ended
- pub that never shuts
- Evolution has never been observed
- Gene Simmons Never Had a PC
- Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- Never use transparencies inside a laser printer
- The Thread That Never Ends
- I never
- I taste a liquor never brewed
- Something never perfect
- Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- Violence never solved anything
- I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
- Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
- Tomorrow Never Knows
- Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
- I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
- The greatest massively Multiplayer Online Game never made
- God dammit, Jenkins, grab my balls!
- Never Again
- Dammit, I'm mad
If you Log in you could create a "I never cry. I never scream. I'm MacArthur Parker the Fucking Invincible, God Dammit." node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.