Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I only need to learn embroidery and playing the piano before I'm ready to be married to a rich guy"

• All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• Some algorithms may need to be redesigned
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I need to build a boat before I die
• The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• I let go and now I'm holding on. I need to let go again.
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• Freedom is free of the need to be free
• One need not be a chamber to be haunted
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• The grass that needed to be cut
• I Wanna Be The Guy
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• There's safety in numbers, but that's not the only reason I hang out with you guys.
• I'm the Bad Guy
• Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten
• I don't need to read, I'm a writer
• I miss the way you were before you figured out that I'm not yours
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• It must be the Friday night before Valentine's Day.
• LGBT issues need to be discussed in class
• Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
• It can be days before the vision passes and I see the world plainly again.
• as X as I Need to Be
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• This world might be saved, if only for the children
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• I'm Only Sleeping
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
• everything I need to know about life I learned from juggling
• because I am only half of what you need
• I think I'm finally ready for an everything2 account
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• There can be only one
• What consoles need to be as good as computers at games
• Mother, did it need to be so high?
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• the space where you are needs your help to be empty again
• Don't be an IM phantom
• Every poem is a silence that needed to be broken
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I am Human, and I Need to be Loved.
• your struggle must be a terrible fire, which only grows as you pass it to others
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• a place which you can only see for a moment before waking
• i am only finishing the work of those before me
• Learn the Rules Before You Break Them
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
• Rich guy (user)
• I need to hold your hand. I'm getting numb.
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• only then will we be safe from each other
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• I'm not sexist for using the word 'dude'. You're sexist for only using it to refer to men.
• John, I'm Only Dancing
• I remind myself I'm a married woman
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• if you haven't learned your lesson from reading this, you can only learn it the hard way
• All I really need to know I learned on the Internet
• All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• Anthropological misconceptions I learned playing Civilization
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• I suggest you dance. If you need a reason, I'm sorry.
• i'm trying not to be a prisoner of time
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• To be rich is glorious
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• If it's "natural," why must it be learned?
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Let Us Be Merry Before We Go
• There need to be more powers
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• marry me and you'll be safe
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• There is some place I need to be
• Before long the Goddess Tiamat through hip-hop you'll be facing
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• A Man Needs To be Told
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• it would be hilarious if only
• Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• Wanting only to be the honeysuckle to her butterfly
• I'm going to be a Dad
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• Lessons to be learned from Napster
• As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• I am writing you at dawn, on a train headed west, a farewell letter to be mailed at the first transfer station, before I head off into parts unknown.
• If murder is outlawed, only outlaws will be murderers
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
• i seem to only be attracted to seamasters
• Alexander, Who Used to Be Rich Last Sunday
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• only the named can be destroyed
• I learned how to be a prostitute in Nebraska
• Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
• All we need is just to be
• Dreamer, never learned to be ambitious
• Bama Bunny and Friends Learn to be American
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
• what can only be described as beast pits
• Does a modern state need to be a Democracy?
• Things to consider before you call that cute girl or guy
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• I don't need to be loved by you
• all the cute guys will be there

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