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• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• All cell phones will have GPS capability
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• it is undetermined whether this is a memetic effect or an actual fact
• you would have been
• i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• you have changed but the memory stayed the same
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean it isn't art
• I love you but I have to let you go
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• That is a thing that might have happened
• You ever have one of those days where you go, "Well. This might as well happen."
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
• Is the lock broke, or does everyone have a key?
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• We have the right to use our bodies as weapons.
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• You have the right to ask
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• No matter how many dreams you have, it doesn't even begin to compare.
• The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• Race-mixing will happen whether or not you want it
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• You stole what they would have given you
• Plants HAve Rights, Too!
• But I have seen the sun just once
• I would like to have emotions
• What pornos would have us believe
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• J. keeps saying, You understand. I keep thinking, I have found you.
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• The 25th Amendment, or the legal way to have a coup d' etat
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Sorry to rain on your parade but the entire concept of community does have inherent problems
• he would have laughed
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• he would have cried
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
• reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• My Swedish vibrator doesn't have Linux drivers!
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• The turkey doesn't have a head!
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• It doesn't matter whether Hitler was an Atheist or a Christian
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean arse
• my religion doesn't have a name
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• based on events that may have happened
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• because I have given up any care
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• I may or may not have been naked
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• worse things have happened to better people
• I miss you because I have nothing else to miss
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
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• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• Please sir, may I have some more?
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
• It must have rained or something
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• You have the right to remain silent
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
• You, standing
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time

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