Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I used to be able to channel all my angst into a catastrophic paragraph of hatred and absurdity, and then I graduated high school"

• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• If you're not able to accept peace, then you must be willing to accept conflict.
• I have never felt so lucky to be able to enjoy a musician in all my life
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• How I used Napster to ruin the life of the most popular kid in high school
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• a used high school textbook 1904 edition of selections from Tennyson's Idylls of the King
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• Who wants to be a high school graduate?
• getting into a fight in high school
• On the Criteria To Be Used in Decomposing Systems into Modules
• Should high school be mandatory?
• all shall be well, and all manner of things shall be well
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• all I want to be is holding your hand
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
• I should be able to remember your face
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• I am writing you at dawn, on a train headed west, a farewell letter to be mailed at the first transfer station, before I head off into parts unknown.
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• Nostalgia ain't what it used to be
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• The angst of the unknown should be palpable.
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• I used to be bulimic
• The IND That Used To Be
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• high school
• Hitchhiking used to be so much fun
• If you can't be used, you're useless.
• Your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device
• this is where we all came to be
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
• Look now. We won't be able to see this again.
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• All will be well again in time
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• The Lines That Used To Be
• I met her today, the girl I used to be
• If you are the beautiful, then I must be the damned.
• We used to be more in sync
• Things never were what they used to be
• Can many fictions be woven into fact?
• The proper temperature can be reached through the use of heaters
• All of my coworkers spit into urinals
• high school yearbook
• Southside High School
• a garden where a girl used to be
 
• Shouldn't You Be in School?
• I used to be that girl.
• All News Channel
• Lesbian Robot Vampires : All Shall Be Victorias, None Shall Survive
• We are all shadows colliding into each other
• All I ever wanted to be
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Of all the dorm rooms in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• All units be advised
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• Millenials All Want to be Celebrities
• It was all awesome. Then the robots took over.
• USPSTF: Screen all adults for unhealthy alcohol use
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• We rode around the town late in the evening counting the streetlights to be sure all were burning
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• not as funny as it used to be
• we used to be punk
• 'Ere Now, Wot's All This Then!
• All the black jelly beans seem to be glued to the bottom of the bag
• I used to be racist
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• The back of the cereal box isn't what it used to be
• You used to be a substantial woman
• The BMT That Used To Be
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
• Romantic as in 19th century German aesthetics, not what mommy says daddy used to be.
• The IRT That Used To Be
• Sometimes in the quiet spaces between the sheets we forget who we each used to be
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• a pile of dust where a fun girl used to be
• Where the Bridge Used to Be
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• Alexander, Who Used to Be Rich Last Sunday
• If we and our lives are worse for having spoken the truth, then we and our lives deserve to be worse.
• Stuyvesant High School
• only then will we be safe from each other
• if you think you are the strongest you can be, then you are
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• we shall all be healed
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• all lost lights limped on into the limitless dark
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
• I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• If infinite alternate Universes exist, then where are all the visitors?
• we can't all be rock stars
• I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
• Sex and Fear and Power, all packed into one holster
• And then all that we receive
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• all limitations must be overcome
• She said the dance is a prayer. A prayer to toss into the tide all the weight of oblivion and humiliation. This is not a dance for one, fool - where are you?
• The channels switch, but it's all television.
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Her lack of response opened a gate through which my mind started to wander, into a wilderness where the shadows all had teeth...
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• Are they bleeding all your colours into one?
• some day we will all be gone
• All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
• heavy as it all may be and still take that step
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• Are we really all that we chalk ourselves up to be?
• Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• Can't we all just be friends?
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Mother, did it need to be so high?
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• Or at least it used to be
• I used to be a carpenter
• The MTA That Used To Be
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• Dogs can be used for detecting mold in houses
• There is a space between your shoulders where your wings used to be
• The increase of entropy ain't what it used to be
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening

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