Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I used to be able to channel all my angst into a catastrophic paragraph of hatred and absurdity, and then I graduated high school"

• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• If you're not able to accept peace, then you must be willing to accept conflict.
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• Who wants to be a high school graduate?
• Should high school be mandatory?
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• How I used Napster to ruin the life of the most popular kid in high school
• a used high school textbook 1904 edition of selections from Tennyson's Idylls of the King
• On the Criteria To Be Used in Decomposing Systems into Modules
• getting into a fight in high school
• The Lines That Used To Be
• all limitations must be overcome
• Lesbian Robot Vampires : All Shall Be Victorias, None Shall Survive
• The proper temperature can be reached through the use of heaters
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• All News Channel
• I should be able to remember your face
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• Can many fictions be woven into fact?
• I used to be that girl.
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• all shall be well, and all manner of things shall be well
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• The BMT That Used To Be
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Southside High School
• Where the Bridge Used to Be
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
• USPSTF: Screen all adults for unhealthy alcohol use
• Look now. We won't be able to see this again.
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• 'Ere Now, Wot's All This Then!
• not as funny as it used to be
• Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• The back of the cereal box isn't what it used to be
• The IRT That Used To Be
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• If you are the beautiful, then I must be the damned.
• I met her today, the girl I used to be
• Or at least it used to be
• a pile of dust where a fun girl used to be
• All of my coworkers spit into urinals
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• Romy and Michele's High School Reunion
• Stuyvesant High School
• Shouldn't You Be in School?
• I used to be a carpenter
• All I ever wanted to be
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• all I want to be is holding your hand
• Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Of all the dorm rooms in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• All units be advised
• we can't all be rock stars
• we can all just be around other people
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• Are they bleeding all your colours into one?
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• Millenials All Want to be Celebrities
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• I used to be a constitutional literalist.
• Nostalgia ain't what it used to be
• Are we really all that we chalk ourselves up to be?
• All the black jelly beans seem to be glued to the bottom of the bag
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Romantic as in 19th century German aesthetics, not what mommy says daddy used to be.
• Your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• The MTA That Used To Be
• I used to be bulimic
• We used to be more in sync
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• The IND That Used To Be
• I am writing you at dawn, on a train headed west, a farewell letter to be mailed at the first transfer station, before I head off into parts unknown.
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• if you think you are the strongest you can be, then you are
• If you can't be used, you're useless.
• Sometimes in the quiet spaces between the sheets we forget who we each used to be
• only then will we be safe from each other
• Hitchhiking used to be so much fun
• a garden where a girl used to be
 
• high school
• high school yearbook
• If we and our lives are worse for having spoken the truth, then we and our lives deserve to be worse.
• Alexander, Who Used to Be Rich Last Sunday
• I used to be racist
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• we shall all be healed
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• We are all shadows colliding into each other
• Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• all lost lights limped on into the limitless dark
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
• I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• If infinite alternate Universes exist, then where are all the visitors?
• Can't we all just be friends?
• I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
• Sex and Fear and Power, all packed into one holster
• And then all that we receive
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
• She said the dance is a prayer. A prayer to toss into the tide all the weight of oblivion and humiliation. This is not a dance for one, fool - where are you?
• The channels switch, but it's all television.
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• some day we will all be gone
• this is where we all came to be
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• It was all awesome. Then the robots took over.
• Her lack of response opened a gate through which my mind started to wander, into a wilderness where the shadows all had teeth...
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• All will be well again in time
• We rode around the town late in the evening counting the streetlights to be sure all were burning
• The angst of the unknown should be palpable.
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• heavy as it all may be and still take that step
• they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• we used to be punk
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• There is a space between your shoulders where your wings used to be
• Things never were what they used to be
• Mother, did it need to be so high?
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• You used to be a substantial woman
• Dogs can be used for detecting mold in houses
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• The increase of entropy ain't what it used to be
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening

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