Findings:
- 10 things motorcycling taught me about driving a car
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- "I was surprised to hear about the cat."
- some girls try too hard
- Some Questions About Fizziks
- The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
- Jerry Was a Race Car Driver
- People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
- Some things I've learned about not smoking
- Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
- Nuclear Cats Get New Home
- Some time when I was a teenager
- Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
- I try not to think about it
- How to read ECU fault codes from some GM cars
- get the disease and try to understand
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Some cars not for use with some sets
- The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
- Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
- Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
- human vision
- The time they fantasize about was built on a lie
- Three facts about the yak
- It hard to forget you now that my parents are okay with talking about you.
- What if Everything You Thought You Knew About AIDS Was Wrong?
- This is no joke; I always thought it was a company that made trench coats.
- How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
- When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- I Am Driving My Car into the Sun: a cross-country nodermeet
- Just a NoCal noder party - nothing to get excited about, unless you count the fire
- The Truth About Cats and Dogs
- Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
- every secret thing was made by some one
- some say he was never here at all
- Waiting for the day all my dreams about myself get tested
- the cat tells Oaf a story about wizards
- About Facts (user)
- Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
- facts about capital punishment
- Something was about to happen.
- did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
- It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
- There's something about cats... (category)
- It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
- A Few Facts About the Atomic Revamp and Redirection Overcharge Weapon System (ARROW)
- sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
- Bustopher Jones: The Cat about Town
- Driving in the Car, Listening to Queen on 8-Track
- I was promised flying cars
- She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
- Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- Mom, I Gave the Cat Some Acid
- How to avoid driving into your garage with your bike still on the car roof rack
- Some people feel the rain, others just get wet
- The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
- It must be hard for God to get a date
- playing hard to get
- If my heart was a computer, that night reformatted my hard drive
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- get some
- How to get hit by a car
- You think about Everything when wrecking your car
- when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
- Some Lovers Try Positions That They Can't Handle
- Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
- Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
- i used not to try as hard
- About some girl
- Pete Townshend was right about Saddam Hussein
- Nobody sings about modern cars
- Some thoughts about the Language of Thought
- And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- The Day the World was about to End
- What some stuffy Victorians had to say about poetry
- Achewood is a comic strip about cats, and one otter, and one bear.
- Odd facts about the human body
- this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
- This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
- Worry not about the cars that go by
- Financial Facts About IBM
- The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
- It is still hard to think about you without resorting to riddles and pointless pondering
- Some things about figs
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
- the worst thing about a racoon in my car
- I was wrong about the color changing; your eyes are brown
- It was always about words
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
- For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
- Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
- When I read about crazy women, I find it hard to discern
- How to avoid a car accident
- Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- Don't try to clean out your car's petrol tank with a vacuum cleaner
- Throwaway car
- The Cats Wanted Some Mayonnaise
- tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
- Car stuffed to the brim. Pulling out into the dark avenue, two cats in the laundry hamper voicing feline displeasure.
- Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- Some Observations of the Cat
- Cat Carr (user)
- What to do if you get in a car accident
- Cheap tricks parents try to get away with
- It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
- An unfinished kiss leaves a taste that is hard to get rid of
- Some times your elders may know what they're talking about
- I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
- I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
- You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
- Go out and get some fresh air
- My ears are always searching for the best sounds. I try not to let my eyes get locked into a particular sight.
- The node that tried too hard to be loved
- It was hard to say hello. It was even harder to say goodbye.
- She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
- you get mistaken for strangers by your own friends
- There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
- Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
- Things everyone should know about cars
- Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
- Today was some bullshit.
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
- This book was stolen from the Harvard College Library. It was later recovered. The thief was sentenced to two years at hard labor.
- I tried to arrange my life in paragraphs, unaware that I was a haiku
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- What are some hard words?
- He was hard in all the wrong places
- Some needlessly emo poetry trying desperately hard to make a pun midway through
- I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
- Let's Talk About Feelings
- What About Bob?
- We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
- What is this crap about trick-or-treating on Saturday?
- Feeling bad about a good deed
- The good thing about using a horribly outdated file system
- about nobody (superdoc)
- Tell me a story about trains
- about an Alice
- precision vs. accuracy
- about box
- Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
- The Trick About Thawing Grapes
- The secret truth about the PalmPilot
- One good thing about gangs
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- About Koji - A Starter For Making Saké
- A Story About Magic
- You Forget Sometimes There Was Sunshine Back Then
- You forget about everything for a few months and everything changes
- Conventional views about human cloning
- The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
- Think About Mutation
- What do you think about Human Clothing?
- Don't talk about your mamma like that
- I'm passionate about my plant life
- What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
- The Girl from Ipanema
- Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
- A joke about tax collectors
- Quotes about robotic dinosaurs
- Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
- I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
- Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
- I don't give a DAMN about your character
- More Songs About Buildings and Food
- LPPR: Illegal Speech About Drugs
- You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
- Doctors know nothing about drugs
- What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine
- Stories about the injury of male genitalia
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