Findings:
- you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
- I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
- Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
- I was sure it was her
- In her tomb by the sounding sea
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
- I was in a blindfold taste test once...
- He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
- absolute truth
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- direct experience is important because all encoded truths are subject to corruption
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
- only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
- I was raised by the French government
- It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
- little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
- His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
- My lunch money was stolen by a predatory Mars rover
- Tell the truth. Begin by beginning. Say good things to yourself.
- Crazy? I was crazy once.
- the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
- I was once young and had a home
- Once there was a way...
- Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
- I once dreamt that I was a line
- The Bride Stripped Bare by Her Bachelors, Even
- because eventually you will see past my magical words and focus once again on the matter at hand
- By Appointment to Her Majesty The Queen
- I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
- The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- The sun was caught playing unashamedly in her auburn hair, setting our world on fire with giddiness
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- I could tell by all of her dead house plants
- She was inside the music, with her eyes closed
- I told her the driftwood looked like Spain
- That week with her was like drinking bubbles
- She was never mine. I always shared her.
- every secret thing was made by some one
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- Leather-bound organizer
- That was what her hunger was like: mesmerizing, directed, floating like a public secret just under the cloud cover.
- There once was a girl named Irene
- There once was a man from St. Paul
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
- I was once stranded on a dessert island
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- I am no longer the foolish young man I once was
- What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
- what once I was
- she was once a stealthy ghostship in the fog, now she shines wherever she walks
- Finding air where matter once was
- There Once Was a Farmer
- There was once a Man
- I was taken by a honeymoon scam
- Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flameā¦
- What happened to us, poisoned by truth
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- Ruminations on being run over by a dump truck
- Young Virgin Auto-Sodomized by Her Own Chastity
- tales told by unlit roads
- Fields of sunshine bloom as the midnight in her dress falls away, replaced by moonlight.
- If you loved her, you'd be home by now
- beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
- If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- And I wept, remembering that such beauty had once existed everywhere
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- And while I stand by what I said, I honestly wasn't intending for him to light himself on fire.
- Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
- it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- She was so quiet that nobody heard her
- All he left her was alone
- Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
- No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
- I once was a clueless young noder
- There once was a chicken named Alice
- I once dreamt that I was a c++ program
- Once, everyone was a computer novice
- making certain he was touching her
- I was a nice guy once
- I was a free man once, in Saigon
- I was in a commercial once
- This Dust Was Once the Man
- Told You Once
- Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
- Where Once Life Was
- Laid down on the bed that wasn't her own
- I was adored once too
- I don't like her because she won't like me
- I smile just because you exist
- every noder was once a normal human
- She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
- And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
- Every molecule in my body was once part of a star
- Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
- Once was enough
- Love is stored in the memories of what once was
- Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
- Once I saw a car chase that wasn't on the news
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- because it wasn't just the air
- The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
- Humans exist only because opposites exist
- Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- Things you can tell just by looking at her
- My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
- A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing
- I married him because he was not mean
- Food which was intended as such by nature
- Once By The Pacific
- Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
- Pragmatism by William James: Lecture I: The Present Dilemma in Philosophy
- There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
- She is the queen of accidental magic. Her used kleenexes, taken by the wind, become soulful ghosts.
- Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
- What was stolen by someone else
- That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
- our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
- Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
- just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
- she was waylaid by an octopus
- Things you can't tell just by looking at her
- truth waits for eyes unclouded by longing
- smiling in photographs was a concept introduced by Kodak
- it was years before they met again, by chance
- surrounded by stars, her dark hair blending into the fabric of the night sky
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
- the truth of this story is not affected by whether it bores you to hear it again
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
- Her name was Natalie
- The reckoning won't come all at once. It comes day by day.
- A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
- She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
- I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
- No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
- She always was devious in her beauty
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- Her hair was seaweed and the Pacific wind sang
- Despite her station, the quarry was never alone
- You cherish this box because it once held your dreams
- because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
- A dose of mystery slipped into her cocktail while she was in the ladies' room
- I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
- (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
- I was once a victim of Catholic schooling
- there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
- She knows no truth except her own.
- I was once stranded on a desert island
- If I told you once
- I told her I couldn't sleep
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- her winter mists concealed the truth
- Because, perhaps she was cold
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