Findings:
- All the fairies have gone
- She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
- Sit by the pool, drink your fill, admire the beauty of it all
- if you're going to pontificate, can I at least have a drink
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
- I've worked my ass off and I just want a drink!!!
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- Girl drink drunk
- Not really by the rules, but...
- A reason to drink
- But I have seen the sun just once
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- Why elderly women should drink more alcohol to prevent osteoporosis
- I was just a supporting character in your fairy tale
- 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
- Things Fairy Tales have taught me
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- Why don't you drink?
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- soft drink
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- Study, study, study, but maybe just to learn
- your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- Take the Drink
- Mugi-cha
- Why does Pierre-Joseph Proudhon drink only herbal tea?
- Drink Me
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
- Don't Drink the Water
- drink and dial
- Iced Kukicha
- Why does Karl Marx drink only herbal tea?
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
- We have nothing to fear but fear itself
- i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
- Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
- Things you can tell just by looking at him
- mixed drink
- sports drink
- XTZ Energy Drink
- national drink
- Simple Banana Peanut Butter Protein Drink
- Why can't Starbucks sell "small," "medium," and "large" drinks?
- New And Improved Illustrated Bartender's Manual or How to Mix Drinks of the Present Style
- Rhubarb and Mint Coolers
- I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
- I will have her forever but I can't touch her
- Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- Friends and lovers, but sometimes just lovers
- and my heart sings of cupboards opening by rainbow seashore but
- Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
- Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
- Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
- I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
- I Meant to have but Modest Needs
- but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
- you have changed but the memory stayed the same
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
- Things you can tell just by looking at her
- not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
- It hurts just to watch it go by
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
- Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- Things you can't tell just by looking at her
- We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
- Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- Drink to the dead
- Hansen's energy
- drink
- You cannot win an argument just by being right
- There is a place between floating aimlessly with your head in the clouds and just scraping by in the mud-realm of men and commerce.
- Don't drink through straws on a date
- orange drink
- How to drink urine to survive
- No, but I'll have a beer
- real drinks with imaginary friends
- Drink & Die
- Iced Mocha Shake
- Pineapple Mojito
- What Would Jesus Drink?
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- Papaya Batida
- "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
- They know me not by name, but numbers
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- my love in your garden grows, but let's pretend it's just a rose
- It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- But alas, I have no badger to offer you
- I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
- Loneliness is but a myth dispelled by you
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- For to lose I could accept but to surrender I just wept
- I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
- I am an adventurer not by choice, but by fate
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- But beauteous fields lie just before me
- Butt's Twelve by Pies
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
- I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- I always imagine those surrounded by time, but I walk on top of it.
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
- we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- Sorry to rain on your parade but the entire concept of community does have inherent problems
- History is not just for the past, but for the future
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
- there are no rules, but there is a lot to learn
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
- And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- by people who know what salsa should taste like
- Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
- Five rules to live by
- don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
- I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
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