Findings:
- I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
- What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- i'm trying not to be a prisoner of time
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
- I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
- if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
- lost, or trying to be
- I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- How To Be Funny
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
- I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
- The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
- Everything I say should be a nodeshell, including this
- Romantic as in 19th century German aesthetics, not what mommy says daddy used to be.
- trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
- They hate me because I'm beautiful
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning.
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- not as funny as it used to be
- If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
- I'm dreaming it so it must be true
- I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
- Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- pity be for those with one thing to say
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
- Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
- It's funny because it's you
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- Because I say so
- And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- Trying to be friends
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- I'm going to be a programmer!
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
- They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
- Don't be an IM phantom
- I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
- trying to be a feminist
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- Sounds That Can't Be Made
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
- Because I'm an adult
- I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
- I'm going to be a Dad
- I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
- Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
- Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
- we are starving because we are afraid of our own hearts, and there must be another way
- I'm stopping trying to impress people
- Trying to use tab completion in funny places
- Alfred, At Least I'm Trying
- So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
- Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- what i'm trying to show you is something that i was shown
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
- Your anti-religious stance may be confusing the organization of religion with religion itself
- Trying to be weird is not enough
- Trying desperately to be cool
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- Be
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- To do is to be
- We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
- so be it
- You must be 18 or older to enter
- I wanna be your dog
- Be yourself
- Should I be happy?
- I never thought it would be like this
- the last shall be first and the first shall be last
- To be or not to be
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- Too good to be true
- Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
- I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
- The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
- The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Let It Be
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
- we are trying to get a message back through the stargate
- What the American people want politics to be
- In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
- The X that can be Y is not the true X
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- Information cannot be owned
- The Ten Commandments revised
- I need to be busy, dammit!
- Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
- Things that seem too good to be true rule
- Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- Must be a lesbian
- The best kind of bartender
- You're too young to be so old
- Chant and be Happy
- How to be invisible
- Any song can be a love song
- This program cannot be run in DOS mode
- They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
- play dumb
- The Be
- Be Operating System
- well, I'll be jiggered
- We must be traveling through time backwards
- Soldiers who wish to be a hero
- If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
- Shouldn't we be praying to Satan?
- Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- How to be a good motorcycle passenger
- Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
- No one can be totally logical
- To be hoist by one's own petard
- If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
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