Findings:
- Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
- She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
- One more day like today and I'll kill you
- speak to me, long-dead sage; tell me what your afternoons were like
- I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- I'll read this again in a year and cringe at my own stupidity
- Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
- The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
- Fuck me like you fucked that horse
- I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
- I'll tell you this, though; sometimes being lost is a good thing. Just enjoy the things you might not see again.
- Keep a room somewhere for me, I'll find it on my way back.
- If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
- kill me now (user)
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- I don't like her because she won't like me
- My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
- God keep me from ever completing anything
- She might not need me. But then again she might.
- I Love You ... I'll Kill You
- Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
- How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
- Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
- You speak like who you hang with, and piece like who you paint with
- A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again
- Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
- Look siad me Be like me
- A Doll Like Me
- curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
- He has redefined me, again and again
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- It's as close as I'll ever give to genuine
- The last cigarette I'll ever smoke
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- Roll me over and fuck me again
- Give me an hour and I'll give you your dreams
- I'll become what you became to me
- That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- on their way to nowhere ever again
- i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
- I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
- Would you mind never speaking to me again?
- Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
- I like you; do you like me?
- Remind Me Who I Am, Again
- Walk Like Me
- Why is everybody exactly like me?
- You're like a brother to me
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- Black Like Me
- To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
- Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
- i just keep waiting for the day when i'll see you again
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
- If you want me again look for me under your boot-soles.
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
- This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
- Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity
- Suicidal teens fucking piss me off
- The Funniest One-Sided Conversation I'll Ever Hear
- Why if I ever meet Nancy Grace, I'll punch her in her yapping poodle-like face
- If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
- Marry me and I'll buy you a new computer
- If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
- Never Let Me Down Again
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- Soulmates who will never ever meet again
- Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
- I'll Take You Home Again, Kathleen
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- Please let me out, I won't do it again
- Please Kill Me
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- Would You Like To Play Again?
- how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
- The radios are talking to me again
- he tried to kill me with a forklift
- Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
- How Warrant nearly killed me
- I Know Who Killed Me
- How airborne school nearly killed me.
- You like me, you really like me!
- Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
- I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
- Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
- treat me like a woman
- Do you like me?
- I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
- My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
- I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
- My Company Likes Me
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- How to speak like a central Pennsylvanian
- I'd like to thank God for allowing me
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- He brings me books like flowers
- Would you like to see me masticate?
- All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
- Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
- ask me that again and look into my eyes
- This ceiling of time and time again makes me tired
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Has a cat ever killed anyone?
- Tell me again why it is that I love
- I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
- Tell Me Again
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- the moon versus us ever sleeping together again
- What did my spleen ever do for me?
- Do you mind if I crash on yr stained glass couch for, like, ever?
- everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
- Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
- like nothing ever was
- They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
- Hard like fucking stone
- Give me back my bike!
- no easy love could ever make me feel the same
- I won't ever understand me
- I'll Never Trust A Mage Again
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- That creepy fuck who smells like stale cigarettes is outside my window again
- Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
- If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
- Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed
- Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
- I'll be you and you'll be me
- Give me a minute, I'll change your mind.
- Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
- I'll show you yours if you show me mine
- Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
- Ya shoulda killed me last year
- Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
- I'll Never Smoke Weed with Willie Again
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
- That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
- How Prom nearly killed me
- How Airborne School nearly killed me
- how my computer nearly killed me
- Someone please kill me
- Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
- Kiss me once and never again
- That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
- She kills me
- kill him dead; don't call me
- kill me (user)
- It kills me to watch them go
- when you're ready to touch me again
- That which does not kill me...
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- me, now and again
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