Findings:
- it's hard to turn away when it feels like she's singing directly to you
- When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
- it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
- It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
- Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
- It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
- Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
- But life is hard when the written word is your first language
- When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
- Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
- I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
- I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- It's hard to tell when all your love's in vain. All my love's in vain.
- Only when you're older
- Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
- When the moon is grinning, looking like a bowl of milk
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- Hard like fucking stone
- How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
- When you're home alone
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
- You know you're blacked out when...
- remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
- you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
- When you blow out like a dead star
- When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
- The night when I felt like speaking my mind
- For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- Like When a Pill Goes Down Wrong
- Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
- Dressed in black with soundless shoes, I sweep in when it's dark and rearrange things
- Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
- When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
- When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
- Minnie Pearl Award
- How to hide your hard disk porn stash
- You're pretty when you cry
- What To Expect When You're Expecting
- Girl in a Mother of pearl dress
- Off like a prom dress
- When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
- Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
- Now you're a coder. Dress the part.
- Where do you hide when the dark is alive?
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
- when your pet starts to feel like a person
- Every Tuesday, I dress as a 46-year old woman and waitress at a diner on route 27. This is the meaning of life.
- Playing Risk is like arguing on the internet. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
- like you're blind but still can see
- Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
- It's almost like you're real
- i like it when we talk about the deep stuff
- You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
- Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
- When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
- You know you're a geek when...
- This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
- When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
- Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
- Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
- You can't rant when you're not angry
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
- You're pretty when you're quiet
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
- if you don't like what you're getting, change what you're giving
- How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
- when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
- When you're loving me, I love you most
- I find it hard to know myself, as I dress as two people, and my right eye is bigger than the left
- when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
- When You're Evil
- Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
- What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
- Do all nuns dress like this?
- You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
- I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
- It's hard to find a cure for a brain disease when you have a brain disease
- i thought you liked hard problems
- Push as hard as you like. Time is unstoppable.
- When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
- When I play hide and seek, I always win
- Never look like you're staring
- When I get like this
- the leaves fell like raindrops when you touched the earth
- i like my body when it is with your
- when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
- What does a candle's flame look like when it burns in space?
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
- I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- You're like a brother to me
- Walk like you're a sex goddess
- I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
- Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
- when the forest burns along the road like god's eyes in my headlights
- I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
- Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
- When I read about crazy women, I find it hard to discern
- It looks like you're writing an anarchist manifesto…
- Minnie Pearl Humanitarian Award
- Minnie Pearl
- when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
- When you're dead, you're dead
- The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
- Time flies when you're having fun
- When you're alone
- The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
- Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
- Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
- Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
- You know you're in the SCA when
- How to close a KFC when you're a cook
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
- Sing when you're winning
- You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
- When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
- I'll explain it when you're older
- When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
- Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
- Swing when you're winning
- Time stands still when you're in the tube
- Sex starts when you're standing up
- Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
- There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
- I miss you when you're away. Please go.
- You're never around when I need you
- Like a Hard Rain
- When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- Things are safer when you're not entirely you.
- How to open a KFC when you're a cook
- when you're ready to touch me again
- How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
- It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
- dress code
- dress reform
- Little black dress
- The red dress
- dress down
- Henry's Dress
- All dressed up and nowhere to go
- Slip dress
- dress run
- trade dress
- You are going to need to get a big princess type dress. I CANNOT fight for the honor of someone wearing cowgirl pjs
- Dressed Salmon, Curried
- second-day dress
- The seriously red dress
- Potato sack dresses
- Dress rehearsal for the mouth, heart, and mind
- Dress Right, Dress
- The Car Accident Dress
- 14 sentences on Goodwill wedding dresses
- 27 Dresses
- Emma Shouldn't Be Allowed To Dress Herself
- a little white dress
- Dressed for Prom, Date Never Showed
- Red light. French blue dress shirt.
- Sorry kids, this just isn't true. We just dress it up better
- They can see that you're missing something inside
- dresses 'n' dirt 'n' stuff
- Sew a piece of your hair into the seam of your doll's dress.
- Iron Bitch gets dressed
- Pretty girl, ugly dress
- 10 Things I Learned Whilst Dressed As A Bear
- Fields of sunshine bloom as the midnight in her dress falls away, replaced by moonlight.
- Love lives in honesty, yet we get all dressed up and move in darkness.
- So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
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