Findings:
- on the occasion of the city having fallen to the forces of evil, and there being no hope left among the people
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- Make shit up
- Being on the deuce (is no excuse)
- Make Up Rate Stamp
- Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- Blowing shit up
- Pointless Reflections on Being a Terrible Person for No Reason
- Lightning makes no sound, and until the thunder comes, you are alone with the light
- We no longer celebrate what makes us the same, only what makes us different.
- Growing up just means being able to climb bigger trees
- Your skin is liquid
- Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
- No shit, there I was
- what one lacks in quality, the other makes up for in quantity
- On Having No Head
- Above the crowd, up to where being small is an advantage.
- I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- The Freshman up at Yale get no tail
- Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- They grow up. No one told me.
- I never remembered my dreams until they started being about you
- The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
- Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
- Kiss and make up
- Having sex up against a wall
- Love will fill us up, will make us better than
- How to make roses open up
- "Too long ago" makes no sense to me.
- Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
- To make up for this, I ate a lot of pastries.
- make up sex
- Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
- Being a Jerk to Pick Up Girls
- A whistling woman is up to no good
- no easy love could ever make me feel the same
- You want that I should rough him up?
- No One Gives a Shit about You Angelheaded Hipsters
- Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
- A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
- My Shit's Fucked Up
- "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
- no shit
- Being resigned to having your corpse facing the enemy
- There has to be a better way to make human beings
- No hero in her sky
- Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
- All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
- When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
- Ugh, no lights. Make jerky!
- The imaginary world where I make up things and they are true
- Physical beings having a spiritual experience
- You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
- Time to gather up the splinters, make a casket for my tears.
- You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
- Make something beautiful, no matter how ugly the steps in making it are
- if you weren't real I would make you up
- There's no point unless you make one
- The kind of day that makes you want to lock your bedroom door, start masturbating and never stop
- The game we play is life, and there are no rules save the ones we make
- Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
- In a school with over 20,000 people, there is no danger of being recognized later
- We did not make this up
- Make no bones about it
- Spiritual beings having a physical experience
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- Cold, no blankets, watching the sun come up for air
- When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
- Together we kept bobbing up and down and no one came to save us.
- No shit, Sherlock
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- up to NO GOOD (user)
- no shit, there we were
- It's Up To You. No Really, It's Up To You.
- Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
- lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- Sex starts when you're standing up
- Windows XP won't start up - how to fix it
- Up Shit Creek without a paddle
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- Being stoic, Daoist, and at one with the universe is NO FUN
- Being Asian is rather like having large breasts
- It's a sin this not being ready, this not being up to it
- No one dreams of being a guidance counselor
- Bard
- Barded
- Text of Commencement Address at Bard College, May 25th, 1996
- you spoony bard!
- The Voice of the Ancient Bard
- I have a damaged bard's gene...
- The Three Frivolous Bards of the Island of Britain
- Gorsedd of Bards
- Wilkie Bard
- Bard: The Odyssey of the Irish
- The Bard's Tale
- Bard's Tale IV
- English Bards and Scotch Reviewers
- Bardd (user)
- The Unbearable Lightness of Being
- The difference between being "naked" and being "nekkid"
- The entire point of being an adult
- Being and Nothingness
- The Importance of Being Earnest
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- Two Golden Rules of Being a Woman
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- Being and Time
- what does being a sociological researcher entail?
- Being rejected by someone you really respect
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- The joy of Being a Technician
- Tell me a story about being really alive
- I often wonder if I am closer to reality simply for being poorer
- The perks of being a wallflower
- On Being Human
- The bored who complain
- It's nice being in shape
- Everyone should experience being a minority occasionally
- Perils of being too good at your job
- You Are Not Being Fair
- When you are being sacrificed
- The Advantages of Being a Woman Artist
- not as good as being there
- Why do some people enjoy being in nature?
- Supreme Beings of Leisure
- Being complicated is not fun, especially when not everyone agrees that you are
- Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
- being a kid was great
- Being short
- The only thing worse than being uninformed, is being informed and not caring
- The curse of being named Tim
- being complimentary
- What's wrong with being independent
- Jewel not being mean for a minute
- Being really smart and taking lots and lots of drugs
- A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
- Reasons for Not Being at Work
- The Importance of Being Educated
- Accidental death odds
- Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
- Being an artist warps the mind
- Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
- at the thought of being close to you..
- I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
- The Wild Colonials
- The river gives up these objects randomly
- One problem with being born really soon after Christmas
- Being born gay
- Being asked to sponsor
- The Importance of Being Earnest: Act II
- The Importance of Being Earnest: Act III
- If you're being attacked, yell fire
- The new rulers of the world are being decided upon
- Being Digital
- Why is "Being There" Considered Better?
- He not busy being born is busy dying
- The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
- Being rich is as much a trap as being poor
- Being both black and white
- the problem with being a member of the dominant culture
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