Findings:
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
- I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- just like mom used to make
- There are a million girls like me out there
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- i like the treetops, cause they're reaching just like me
- does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- I'm Just Me (user)
- i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- I'm going to have to science the shit out of this.
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
- I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
- it's still just me in here
- A day like this could make a Transcendentalist out of anyone
- The smell of his cologne still makes me cry
- I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
- Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
- The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
- 1,340,666 women just like me
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- I mean these words come out of him like the right music
- i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
- I really have to get out of this fucking country
- your poetry inspired me to make this really practical item
- Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
- Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
- You like me, you really like me!
- These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
- You like hanging out with me. Dontcha?
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- These people are still happening to me
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- My Daddy used to make me run in rain like this
- This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- These papers do not show what I have done
- Things video games have taught me
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
- Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
- What is it like to have a soul?
- I still have a lot of exploring to do
- Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
- Tom Cruise is aware of many of the mistakes you have made in your life
- you have me at a disadvantage
- What it's like to have a community
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- Keanu Reeves burnt out the clutch of my Volkswagon Caddy
- Keanu Reeves burnt out the clutch of my Volkswagen Caddy
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- Burnt out worker (what shall we do with a burnt-out worker?)
- heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- Screw you, Home Depot! I still have my penis!
- What it's like to have cancer
- I still have the scar
- I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- What have you done for me lately?
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
- We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
- I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
- I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- the slightest movements which I make have begun to squeeze pure blood from my kidneys again
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- The word that means "I acknowledge this thing you have just said"
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- I Am the Assuminator, and I Have Just Assumed
- How we could still have a President Trump
- I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- it's good for me to go and not have there be words
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
- Could you have danced with me?
- If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
- That isn't a vortex, you just have a hummingbird in your ear
- You have your work cut out for you
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
- How to have an out of body experience
- Help! I'm going to have sex
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
- Have I just accidentally reinvented beef Stroganoff?
- For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
- These fragments I have shored against my ruin:
- If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
- Jeeves! Have this puny billionaire thrown out IMMEDIATELY!
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- Have One On Me
- I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
- I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
- i have to get out
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