Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Keep in mind that the Ministry in this era was full of people who had been Imperiused"

• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• my mind has long been gnawed by the cankering tooth of mystery
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• Capitalize, please
• keep the hole full
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• people who don't exist
• Who's been messin' with my laser?
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• Y2K from people who worked that night
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• The Boy Who Had Everything
• and then, one morning, I realised I had been an adult for a while
• The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
• Know your pets
• two cats and a tattoo, the design I had in mind
• Trying to keep up with technology, when the quiet full moon is momentarily more than enough
• Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Famous people who can run a marathon
• People who don't read
• Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• Some of Us Had Been Threatening Our Friend Colby
• Things you give people that they keep
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• play dumb
• The souls of animals are the minds of sleeping people
• Stuff was started stuff had ends
• If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• The rules of pool are not selective
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Type A blood
• The People who Fell into the Sky
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• The dynasty made people die in nasty ways. This mess was necessary and they're not sorry.
• People who died laughing
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• people who wear camo
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Feeding people who struggle to eat
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
• I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender.
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• I was once young and had a home
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• When I was young Time had no wings
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• My old clothes hang on a chair like ghosts of people I've been
• They had been expecting me
• Her lack of response opened a gate through which my mind started to wander, into a wilderness where the shadows all had teeth...
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• To the man who keeps happening to me
• two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
• keep you on my mind (user)
• Keep this in mind
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• Dead links in writeups
• When your mind races, who wins?
• Who are the people in your neighborhood?
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• Presidents of the United States who had not previously held elected office
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• Are all male catlovers gay?
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• Why people who jog live longer
• People who use Windows
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• Rednecks hating Canada
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• Using a command line
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• Music need not be popular to be good
• People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
• Two people who are not touching
• Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
• People who are not anarchists
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• Good News for People Who Love Bad News
• Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
• The other people who hate war
• The People Who Bring You Magic
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• I had been hungry all the years
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• Mama, You Been on My Mind
• A mall full of people doing the Macarena
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• My mind is filthy: It's full of junk.
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• The Girl Who Had Everything
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• a man who had fallen among thieves
• I wish I had been told what Schrödinger really meant
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• had Orpheus been a gentleman
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• What if Heraclides had never been born?
• You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• You had to pretend success was fucked
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• It was a dark and stormy night. I had taken a creative writing class.
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• To the drive who keeps taking me
• I Had Already Quit That Job About 20 Days Ago...in my mind, anyway
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
• Talking keeps you in your mind. Silence is the royal road to God. Silence prepares you for death.
• i was given a mind before i was given a heart
• Flaunting your sexuality
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• And the Sanders People Keep Going, and Going, and Going...
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• Those people who laugh too loudly
• cat haters
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Taking things at surface value
• It’s hard to keep apocalypse consistently in mind
• What is Heraclides had never been born?
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• The bored who complain
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• I have been alone while I was with many girls

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