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He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
All he left her was alone
He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
That's Just How He Was
He had something to say. He said it.
How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
the last time I clobbered a human soul it was over a red-nosed girl and a schoolbook in County Derry
She grew a little older, while he was telling her
I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
he was a punk poet himself
Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
Tom, He was a Piper's Son
If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
She was coming out as he was going in.
he listened so well, he was still curious.
An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
He was found
"He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
Willy Loman was wrong in life but he was right on the inside
My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
More than he was willing to give
He makes me feel alone just by being there
Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
Shaymus is older than I thought he was
At least he was gentle
Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
He stretched out his arms but she was not there
He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
I had no idea what he thought about me.
The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
he had a dream
The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
when was the last time you experienced something you didn't think was possible?
He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
He Was Only Joking
King George he had a Date
In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
I hope that for a few moments he felt a little less alone
The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
I didn't say he ate your dog
Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
He's alone. She's alone.
He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
He Was a Crook
He Ate and Drank the Precious Words
He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
It was 1992. He smiled.
He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
When I was young Time had no wings
She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
some say he was never here at all
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
He had a life before he met you, you know
The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
He was hard in all the wrong places
Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
and now forever frozen in time he
making certain he was touching her
He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
It was late when he came home; it woke you up
And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times.
I married him because he was not mean
All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
He fled
To the Memory of My Beloved Master, William Shakespeare, and What He Hath Left Us
Ancient Arrowhead
mad he (user)
So, he's leaving
He thinks I don't, but I do
Chris and What He Untaught Me
GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
He Really Wasn't That Great
Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
he o hitte shiri tsubome
He ran over my cousin with a motor home!
He flew an A-10 Thunderbolt
The Man He Killed
He giggles, as he wiggles
He Hudas not pay
In Your Heart You Know He's Right
Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
"I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
He weighs the eggs of flies in spiderwebs.
Xiao Sha Lao He!
He and She
He ain't heavy, he's my brother
I Am He that Aches with Love
Surah 80 He Frowned!
Even my faults he adores
Song of the Sorceress
A man feared that he might find an assassin
he just died
A Quick One (While He's Away)
I like the way he reads poetry
The one he murdered once still loves him
A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
In your guts you know he's nuts
"Fill it in", he said.
I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
he says
This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
Somehow he reminds me of my mother
When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
Surely he would remember this
If he's late, you can always start without him
He who smelt it, dealt it
And we killed him and he's dead.
He flops over and bonks his head
Upon listening to Miles Davis for the first time
He's not heavy, he's just lame
When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
He (user)
What He Suffered
He says she says
Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
Don't Go Out the Door
Li He
It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
great things he has taught us
I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
"He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
He never returned
He Is Born
He Knows Not Their Names
Yi he quan
He who wants to fight will find a club
He's a good guy friend
He loves me, he loves me not
He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
BQN: He said. - Epilogue
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Why won't he call?

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