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She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
All he left her was alone
When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
He was found
The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
She grew a little older, while he was telling her
Shaymus is older than I thought he was
I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
He stretched out his arms but she was not there
He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
he was a punk poet himself
He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
he had a dream
She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
King George he had a Date
Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
He makes me feel alone just by being there
When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
He had a life before he met you, you know
He had something to say. He said it.
She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
he listened so well, he was still curious.
The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
He Was Only Joking
He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
She was coming out as he was going in.
That's Just How He Was
At least he was gentle
I hope that for a few moments he felt a little less alone
The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
More than he was willing to give
He Was a Crook
I married him because he was not mean
The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
Tom, He was a Piper's Son
He's alone. She's alone.
It was 1992. He smiled.
Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
I didn't say he ate your dog
If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times.
Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
I had no idea what he thought about me.
he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
When I was young Time had no wings
He Ate and Drank the Precious Words
some say he was never here at all
He was hard in all the wrong places
Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
and now forever frozen in time he
making certain he was touching her
He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
the last time I clobbered a human soul it was over a red-nosed girl and a schoolbook in County Derry
He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
"He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
It was late when he came home; it woke you up
The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
The Man He Killed
When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
He giggles, as he wiggles
he just died
He flops over and bonks his head
he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
I Am He that Aches with Love
In Your Heart You Know He's Right
The one he murdered once still loves him
I like the way he reads poetry
He and She
This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
He's Gone
Song of the Sorceress
No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
great things he has taught us
Don't Go Out the Door
he says
A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
In your guts you know he's nuts
Yi he quan
He says she says
If he's late, you can always start without him
To the Memory of My Beloved Master, William Shakespeare, and What He Hath Left Us
He and she are one
He (user)
Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
He who smelt it, dealt it
He who wants to fight will find a club
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hes (user)
It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
Ancient Arrowhead
Why won't he call?
Chris and What He Untaught Me
He fled
he o hitte shiri tsubome
He flew an A-10 Thunderbolt
He's a good guy friend
"Fill it in", he said.
He Really Wasn't That Great
Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
He Hudas not pay
He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
He weighs the eggs of flies in spiderwebs.
When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
So, he's leaving
Surely he would remember this
Somehow he reminds me of my mother
What He Suffered
mad he (user)
Upon listening to Miles Davis for the first time
He ain't heavy, he's my brother
God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
Xiao Sha Lao He!
When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
He's not heavy, he's just lame
And we killed him and he's dead.
A man feared that he might find an assassin
He Is Born
GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
He never returned
Li He
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
He ran over my cousin with a motor home!
Even my faults he adores
"He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
He thinks I don't, but I do
He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
"I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
He Knows Not Their Names
My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
A Quick One (While He's Away)
He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
He loves me, he loves me not
BQN: He said. - Epilogue
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