Findings:
- Her hair, tangled
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
- You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
- just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
- Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
- Don’t take life so serious, son; it ain’t nohow permanent
- will my heart be there, where I left it so long ago?
- long is the way and hard, that out of hell leads up to the light
- Life Is So Good
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- If you're so good at this sport, why are you just an announcer?
- God is good, people are screwed up
- God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
- The winter chill reminds those of us closer to our end than our beginning that maybe, just maybe, safety isn't the primary goal in a life that will certainly end in death.
- This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- Sally Jessy, man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
- You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- People have fucked up before
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
- If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- Watch out! This chair will suck the life force out of you
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
- When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
- Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
- Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
- On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
- My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
- People who don't smoke will never die
- The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- Will the last to leave kindly turn out the light?
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- Peace out boy scout, don't use your knot tying skills for bad ideas
- if drivers don't use their turn signals
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- Guitar strings don't make good tattoo needles
- Some of our best friends are three minutes long
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
- Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
- Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
- I'm related to people I don't relate to
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- A floor is so you don't fall in the hole your house is in
- Just don't let's pretend she followed you home
- Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Guns don't protect people; people protect people
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- So you don't have to
- People on the dance floor who don't dance
- Guns don't kill people, football kills people
- Don't Just Ride Off into the Sunset
- Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
- If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
- They're just babies, they don't understand!
- 100% of people who don't smoke, die
- What is best in life?
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- don't throw good money after bad
- I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
- You don't hear the bang, you just see the flash
- Don't fuck the corpses
- "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
- People don't listen to my answering machine message
- Sometimes the best defense is a good offense
- The difference between reply and reply to all
- Don't stick wasabi up your nose
- Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
- I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
- Stoned music memories
- Don't buy the champagne just yet
- As long as it falls directly from your hand to mine I don't really care what it is
- Indigenous people don't exist
- Things people don't want to hear
- Don't wait up for me
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
- Why the knobs on your cabinet doors don't line up properly
- I don't want a million women. I just want one.
- An' the gobble-uns 'll git you ef’n you don’t Watch Out!
- don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
- Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
- The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
- If we don't make words, words will make us
- don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
- Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
- I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
- we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
- why don't you just?
- I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
- people who don't exist
- People don't flail when they die
- don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
- We don't make good wives
- Don't Just Assume That Someone Is Straight.
- If you don't softlink it, I will
- Sometimes I don't want to understand people
- If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
- Capitalize, please
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- Don't let the door hit you in the ass
- I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
- If the US is so great, why don't other countries give themselves to us?
- Rape committed by women
- Some of my best friends are three inches long
- Don't blame Eve, she's just a rib
- Brainy people make the best friends
- If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
- The only mercy in this night is that it don't blow out your match
- Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
- These are some of the best nights of my life
- Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
- People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
- Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
- The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
- My computer is my best friend. It is my life.
- Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
- In a coma you don't dream; you just hope that someone sits with you
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
- Don't try to clean out your car's petrol tank with a vacuum cleaner
- Don't encourage people to read
- Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
- I take for granted that you just don't care
- I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- Don’t give up the ship!
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- Don't just do something, sit there.
- Don't give up your day job
- Good Girls Don't
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
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