Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Nah, trust me, the military has absolutely no idea how much stuff it has"

• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• or that no one has made me feel wanted
• Sé que el suicidio va contra las leyes de Dios y el hombre, pero la sed de sangre del tirano de mi patria no ha de aplacarse con la mía.
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• Your request for no MSG has been denied
• How to test if your mother REALLY has eyes in the back of her head
• My recent perfect date has given me hope
• What in the world has come over me
• Faith has absolutely nothing to do with Science
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• Bright-Sided: How the Relentless Promotion of Positive Thinking Has Undermined America
• Windows XP easter eggs
• A double-edged sword has no point
• To boldly go where no man has gone before
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• No self-respecting keyboard has built-in speakers
• Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
• He has redefined me, again and again
• Too much has changed, even while the scenery stays the same.
• What golf has taught me
• hate has no home here
• Things grow, no matter how much attention they’re paid
• Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
• MY life has no carrot
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• The pretty girl has no friends
• No one has died
• The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
• How to comfort someone whose parent has died
• Science Has No Morals
• To Dream Where No Man Has Dreamed Before
• much later, probably one whole minute has passed
• Naming Windows computers
• Where No Man Has Gone Before
• The Web That Has No Weaver
• How to check if someone has been through it all
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• god has no religion
• the rain has no enemies; all things are rain of one form or another
• Experience has made me bitter
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• How to find out if an egg has gone bad
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• Fixing a water damaged cell phone
• Linux is free only if your time has no value
• fewer has no opposite like less-more
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• Censorship has no place in American Society
• Civilization III has made me sympathize with the Japanese in WWII
• Why the Bear Has No Tail
• no famine has ever taken place in the history of the world in a functioning democracy
• Robert Byrd's "The Emperor Has No Clothes" speech
• How years of imposed political correctness have affected my perception of people
• Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
• Lesbian Robot Vampires : Oh No, Mr. Spooner Has Been Poisoned
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• The last suit I wear has no pockets
• September has such a feeling
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
• proof that the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• God has no free will
• A community without shame has no future
• time has no meaning here
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• How to check if someone has been to the mall
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• Much has been done, and much remains to be done
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• in a river aeons past began a trust which unleashed the third greatest force this world has ever seen
• shippai wa seiko no moto
• What you call truth is a blur. What you call knowledge is a rusty memory. What you call trust is a hope, a loyalty which has gone untested.
• In which the bridge has its own ideas
• Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• How to Introduce Yourself to a Person that has Eyes on Stalks and Radial Teeth
• no one has a single face. we are multiplicities.
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• she does not know how much I need this (idea) mp3 (recording)
• You'll never know how much you've changed me
• The Christmas Season has it in for me.
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• How to find something which has been lost
• And youth is cruel and has no remorse
• gomame no ha gishiri
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• feline allergies
• Pain has an Element of Blank
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• How to write fantasy that will absolutely slay the editors
• The Giant Panda's Time has Come
• How to Make an Absolutely Delicious Hot Chocolate in a Jiffy
• The Dreadful Has Happened
• Ha
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• Time has imprisoned us in the order of our years
• ha!
• Spirituality has nothing to do with religion
• Pop has eaten itself
• This Hour Has 22 Minutes
• Morning Has Broken
• Time Has Come Today
• The Universe said, Ha!
• has the X nature
• Something inside has died
• Andre the Giant Has a Posse
• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
• The Piano Has Been Drinking
• Windows has updated your clock as a result of Daylight Savings Time
• Satan has your nose
• German grammar
• A real symmetric matrix has n eigenvalues
• Golf? Serene? HA!
• Everyone has a dead bird story
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• The Eagle Has Landed
• Every new technology has been endowed with the potential to transform society
• Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
• The USA has fucked up priorities
• Ebonics began with pirates
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• Water has negative calories
• Ku, Work on What Has Been Spoiled (Decay)
• Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
• Everyone has the freedom to act an asshole
• Who Has Seen the Wind?
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• Adolf Hitler has a Bacon number of 3
• The Path Has Vanished
• She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
• Why did Bach never write an opera?
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• The Rabbi has spoken!
• My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Canada has low self-esteem
• Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
• The next revolution in music has not yet arrived
• Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
• My warranty has run out
• Music need not be popular to be good
• E2 Nuke Request as a term has got to go
• Nodeshell as a term has got to go
• an nyong ha se yo
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• Life isn't all ha ha hee hee
• the hottest it has ever been
• The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
• Why the Borg have such terrible fashion sense
• This year has flown
• Why it has become easier to program a virus
• My dog has been stolen
• coolio go home ha ha (user)
• Los Angeles has crappy landmarks
• Chinese has three words for "river"
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• "Dude" has evolved into a unisex term
• She still has my Borges book
• Death has entered my life once more
• A serious error has occurred
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives
• ha oto shelanu
• Plastic Has Memory
• Love has everything to do with friendship
• What the 2000 Presidential election has taught kids
• Your picture has spoken a thousand words and now it won't shut up
• Every Dog Has Its Day
• ba shana ha ba'a
• jo ha kyu

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