Findings:
- oh God, i'm going to regret this one
- sometimes i go outside and stand in the sun and look up at the sky and pretend i'm a tree
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
- I'm so pissed I can't stand up
- left up to you i'd drown in the desert
- funny oh God
- Thank God, I'm A Country Boy
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- God Moving Over the Face of the Waters
- I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
- For Gods Sake roll up the windows
- Stand Up for Judas
- I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
- "My God," she said, "I'm beautiful."
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- Rise Up O Men of God
- Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
- Never Gonna Give You Up
- One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
- The grass withers and the flowers fall, but the word of our God stands forever.
- Went to bed a god and woke up as a peasant
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- Stand Up and Shout
- Will the Real Martian Please Stand Up?
- On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
- Generic stand up comedy routine
- You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
- Thank God I'm an Atheist
- would float or tread water. Or drown in it.
- I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
- I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- Oh my God! There's an axe in my head!
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
- oh my god (user)
- I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
- I'm sure gonna miss those brain cells
- fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
- I'm gonna make you come tonight
- Water god
- Why I'm giving up on boys
- I'm gonna miss this light when it's gone. I'm gonna miss this darkness too.
- I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
- She hopes I'm cursed forever to sleep on a twin size mattress, never graduating up in size to add a lover.
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- Stand up philosophy
- Stand up! Stand up for Jesus
- I can't stand up for falling down
- I crave it like well water, pulled up from the deep
- Original Stand Up Routine
- Will the Real Bruce Perens Please Stand Up?
- We all gonna end up meeting at the finishing line
- Is it less painful to drown in salt water or fresh water?
- Where the water for the flood could have come from
- Her smile could light up a three-story building
- My cats think I'm a God
- How could God let this happen?
- God is good, people are screwed up
- kiss it up to God
- StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- Oh my God! The cleaner's on holiday!
- They think I'm a god
- Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
- I'm a pig, not a god!
- "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- Oh, God!
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- if I could play god there'd be one less child abuser
- I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
- Waking Up God
- I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
- May the gods stand between you and harm in all the dark places you must walk
- I broke up with God and my girlfriend, all in the same week
- I'm Gonna Watch You Sleep
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- Bloody hell... I'm gonna die to Boney M
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
- I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
- I could drown in your eyes
- Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
- When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
- I'm up here in the nuthouse
- Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
- Oh, that it were so simple. That I could just utter those words.
- untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
- Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- Shut Up or Stand Up - The Brag
- I'm drowning and you're describing the water
- My best friend reached her aphelion. Oh, and I'm in love with her.
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
- stand up
- Stand Up and Bless the Lord
- Sit Down. Stand Up.
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- And then stand/alone/bitch popped up under 'local matches'
- stand up comedy
- Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
- An Original Stand Up Routine
- cabin fever with the water crawling up
- Get Up, Stand Up
- Stand Up Guy
- I could grow up to become the soft ineffectual synthesis of untold compromises that I am today
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- You, born of the water, could you ever live far from the sea?
- I wish I could burn like god
- I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
- If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
- Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
- could
- I wish I could upload my brain into Everything
- I wish I could cry
- Because I could not Stop for Death
- The Ten Commandments revised
- Last night I could not sleep because of the noise in my head
- Could you give a little turtle a shot?
- If only vegetables could glow like fireflies
- I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
- If I could let the universe swallow you whole
- If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
- Fifty works of English Literature we could do without
- Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
- I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
- If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?
- Nothing could be further from the truth
- If I could do it all over again
- What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
- Things that could be
- They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
- We could all be blind
- I could keep my sexuality private
- I could eat a horse
- She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
- If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes
- Sometimes I wish I could just not care
- I could not fire
- If you could see me cry
- I could taste the air
- Suspended in wonder at a world I could never understand
- Solving a maze
- I could take this in doses large enough to kill
- Could a baby eat another baby?
- Do the simplest thing that could possibly work
- Could you pick yourself out of a lineup?
- There could still be a reunion of The Band
- That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
- Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
- And All That Could Have Been
- It could have been me
- He would shrink into the sky if he could
- If only I could get into her head
- Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
- The mountain could be home
- If I Could Say Mother
- The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
- You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
- How Microsoft could subvert the GPL
- After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
- And the passenger trains could only speak in the distance
- Penis for a day
- Could AOL phone home?
- You could be so delicious
- "It could use a space ship," said the angel
- Could/can vs Would/will
- might could
- It Could Always Be Worse
- Society could use basic cable rebirth
- The four-eyed girl could make me cry
- A Glass of Ice Water
- A monkey could direct epee
- Her face could make the ocean ache
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- I could not leave it lonely.
- And You're Wondering How a Top Floor Could Replace Heaven
- the only comfort we could ever have
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