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• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• Don't ask me about the half life of love
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• OBAFGKM
• Ask me about Loom
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• As of now you are no longer able to openly disagree with me
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• Tell me a story about monetary policy
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• We never asked to be babysitters
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• She told me she remembers three things about me
• I need a writeup about ponies
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• If you're not able to accept peace, then you must be willing to accept conflict.
• Look now. We won't be able to see this again.
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• I have never felt so lucky to be able to enjoy a musician in all my life
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• tell me a story about sandcastles
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• What you really need to know about Everything
• show me what the world is all about
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
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• It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• They asked me to write a letter
• I asked Allah to grant me to witness the truth in front of the unjust ruler
• let me ask (user)
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• Almost everything you need to know about trail riding
• Tell me about your faith
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• O tell me the truth about love
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• everything men NEED to know about weddings
• Tell me a story about trains
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• Tell me a story about brains
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• Don't tell me about her
• I need a writeup about peonies
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• tell me a story about lesbians
• Tell me a story about mains
• What Safeway storebrand whole wheat fig newtons taught me about the American political process
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• This place needs more actual nodes about necromancy. Let's begin.
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• What in God's holy name are you blathering about?
• It's all about me (e2poll)
• Let me create a cryptic nodeshell about this conversation
• Tell me a story about elephants
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• If you care only about you, and I care only about you, who cares aout me?
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• Ask Me More Eeyore
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• Ask Me Why
• Ten things to ask yourself before going outside
• If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Somebody once asked me...
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
• Tell me a story about rains
• The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
• What a Shame About Me
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Arguing About God
• How To Think About God
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• It's easy to speak love in the dark... what about in broad daylight in the glare of the sun and the world
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• everything I need to know about life I learned from juggling
• 10 things motorcycling taught me about driving a car
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• Things I need to tell my teenaged daughters about boys
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• All You Need to Know About the Music Business
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• It's too early to talk about God, or women
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• Tell me a story about cranes
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• Tell me about your secret places
• This is going to waste your time because its about Martin
• Tell me a story about drains
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Tell me about my contradictions
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• Tell me a story about plains
• What school debating society taught me about politics
• Tell me a story about bunnies
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• Dear God: how about that whole holocaust thing?
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• Tell me a story about clouds
• There's something about a church that just gives you the need to giggle
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• Kirby G6

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