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• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Rape committed by women
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I don't get many things right the first time
• emotions others don't get to see
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• You don't get a song
• don't rely on us to get you high
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• You just don't get it
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• Get vaccinated. Don't die.
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• I don't get nostalgia, I get flashbacks
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• I don't get it
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• I don't want to get over you
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• Don't get stuck.
• Stoned music memories
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• They don't know what they're missing
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• I love you and it's okay you don't know I exist
• People don't flail when they die
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• They don't touch me the same way
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• and it gets lonely in the rain while they wait for their hook-up
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
• the strongest memes don't brand, they sit in your head and crochet
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• sam, they dont liste (user)
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• It's okay as long as you don't fall in love
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• don't start from words. they are a nest of lies.
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• They managed to get to the moon despite it
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• Don't count your chickens before they hatch
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• They don't understand my tea
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• telling people what they don't need to know
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• They Say It Gets Easier
• Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• Eat your dreams, before they get cold.
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• miracles, when they touch the real world, get dirty
• "It gets better" or so they say.
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• They don't know what I've done
• They Don't Want Me
• They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• Somewhere north of Houston, there is a short smelly man that I don't care for
• you don't talk much
• In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• A line of poetry is a chance to get rid of all the filth that clings to this accursed language
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• Don't shit where you eat
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Don't let your cat eat toothpaste
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Don't Need Love
• Don't crash here - Crash over there
• We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
• Next time don't drop acid and down a dozen shots right before the rehearsal dinner
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Now there's a sonnet you don't see every day
• I don't think I like love
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
• I don't love you anymore
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• but don't take my word for it
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• No, don't set it down there; that's the Void. Just leave it on the coffee table.
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• I don't believe in falling in love
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• Don't knock it if you haven't tried it
• Hold my tomb up to the light and watch me rot forever if you must. But don't you ever ever call me dead.
• We don't fly there anymore
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• Even if You Don't
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• I still don't even know you
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.

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