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• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• Rape committed by women
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• don't rely on us to get you high
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Stoned music memories
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• I don't get many things right the first time
• Get vaccinated. Don't die.
• You don't get a song
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• I don't want to get over you
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• I don't get nostalgia, I get flashbacks
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• I don't get it
• You just don't get it
• Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• emotions others don't get to see
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• don't start from words. they are a nest of lies.
• sam, they dont liste (user)
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• It's okay as long as you don't fall in love
• They don't know what I've done
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• They don't understand my tea
• Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• the strongest memes don't brand, they sit in your head and crochet
• Don't count your chickens before they hatch
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• People don't flail when they die
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• telling people what they don't need to know
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• They Say It Gets Easier
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• Eat your dreams, before they get cold.
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• They Don't Want Me
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• I love you and it's okay you don't know I exist
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• They don't know what they're missing
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• They managed to get to the moon despite it
• They don't touch me the same way
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• and it gets lonely in the rain while they wait for their hook-up
• How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• "It gets better" or so they say.
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
• Even if You Don't
• I don't love you anymore
• Don't knock it if you haven't tried it
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• you don't talk much
• but don't take my word for it
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• A line of poetry is a chance to get rid of all the filth that clings to this accursed language
• I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
• Next time don't drop acid and down a dozen shots right before the rehearsal dinner
• Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
• I still don't even know you
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• We don't fly there anymore
• We don't write 'round here much anymore
• I don't think I like love
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Don't shit where you eat
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• Don't Need Love
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• Don't let your cat eat toothpaste
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Now there's a sonnet you don't see every day
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I don't believe in falling in love
• Don't Say You Love Me
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• Don't crash here - Crash over there
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Somewhere north of Houston, there is a short smelly man that I don't care for
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• No, don't set it down there; that's the Void. Just leave it on the coffee table.
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.

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