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• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• he can find a cure for us, if we help him
• He ain't heavy, he's my brother
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• He who has ears, let him hear
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• He loved Big Brother.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• For my brother, in the event he finds me
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• I married him because he was not mean
• She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• They will love him long after he is gone.
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• He put a hand on each of our shoulders; it's a wonder he wasn't electrocuted.
• He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
• He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
• And we killed him and he's dead.
• He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• I think he only loves the world for him.
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• Sitting close enough that he gets the idea
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• I never met him. He broke my heart.
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• Our God, He Is Alive
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
• He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
• The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• great things he has taught us
• And he bought our every word for dollars.
• Zip him back up, he sucks.
• mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• Because he's the hero Gotham deserves
• He weaves his words
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• When he grins it is a thousand-word story
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• He scribbled with black crayon all over my fairy tale books.
• As if he knew that words were how I kissed
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• he calls me monster
• He heaves blood
• He called around 5:30
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• he is too shy to write his tale
• pretends to sleep as he looks her over
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• Enter perfect couple, he owns all the keys
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• some say he was never here at all
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• Because he feared the turn of seasons
• He smiles but it's not real.
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• he calls me girly (user)
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
• He who pays the piper calls the tune
• All he left her was alone
• He's a good guy friend
• He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
• 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• When he became an old man
• He lives in my soul
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
• When a man lies he murders some part of the world
• he looks hurt from behind that eye patch, the choker, the bare chest
• Count Dracula has dyscalcula. He mumbles numbers and never slumbers.
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• He just looks
• Loving Jesus for the life he lived
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• He has redefined me, again and again
• when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• He made a way to his anger
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
• he has her eyes
• He scribbled with black crayon all over my fairy tale books
• He never looked back
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• A Quick One (While He's Away)
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• He will bring us goodness and light
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
• He called me Sarah once
• The cute kitten represents violence and carnage and, if he is lucky, the children look.
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• Why won't he call?
• I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• He believes he has written a poem, yes.
• To the Memory of My Beloved Master, William Shakespeare, and What He Hath Left Us
• Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Charlie squats in the bush, he gets stronger.
• He has spit in my coat
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
• He flops over and bonks his head
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• He's High Again
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand

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