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• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
• I think he only loves the world for him.
• I was told that transcendence would come with the process of quietly living and dying alone and I do want a refund
• Looks like 1984 was only n years off
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• He Was Only Joking
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
• he was a punk poet himself
• He Who Would Valiant Be
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• She opened her eyes, looked at a world made entirely of white light
• This is no joke; I always thought it was a company that made trench coats.
• Man Was Made to Mourn
• How the inside of the mind would look from a purely abstract point of view
• He backed the verbal car into the garage, only to crash it into the wall
• My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• What would an Octopus society look like?
• The shadows made her look a little treacherous.
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
• How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• We are only guilty of living. It's unavoidable being art.
• Andycyca thinks about a topic he knows nothing about
• pretends to sleep as he looks her over
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• Why would you turn on the near lights to look far away into the darkness?
• I look around and see only sandals. Looking up I find myself in the presence of Gods.
• It was men who made breasts into a secret.
• When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• my only pin-up was Pelé
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• As It Was Made, It Shall Remain
• In unlit streets, running wild in the dark, creatures of the Void are seeking what was lost
• I married him because he was not mean
• The cute kitten represents violence and carnage and, if he is lucky, the children look.
• Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
• She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
• If this Buddha is not killed he will only stand in your way.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
• He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• He Looked Like the Summer
• He was found
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• Life Is Worth Living
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• he's like someone living in a dream
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• Made you look
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• and the poets looked at them, and made verses
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• And the sky was made of amethysts
• Would you just look at this thing
• The only thing that I look forward to is my own death.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• I was a homeless bum
• This node was made for you and me
• The dynasty made people die in nasty ways. This mess was necessary and they're not sorry.
• The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
• every secret thing was made by some one
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• Before the World was Made
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• strength is made in the space between what you're used to, and what would damage you
• the world is made of only one thing, and the other one is perspective
• btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• Look at what I made!
• He Was a Crook
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• He never looked back
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Sometimes I think he forgets, and I need this, this night
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• he painted with the souls of the living
• Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• and he thinks he (user)
• He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• All he left her was alone
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• A bit of a poet that thinks he's a pirate
• if only he could hear my silent cries
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• He probably thinks he is doing fine
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• he would have laughed
• sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
• he looks hurt from behind that eye patch, the choker, the bare chest
• some say he was never here at all
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• That's Just How He Was
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• he would have cried
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• He just looks
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• Surely he would remember this
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• He made a way to his anger
• More than he was willing to give
• Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on Earth?
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• making certain he was touching her
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• The Only Living Boy In New York
• Willy Loman was wrong in life but he was right on the inside
• He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
• At least he was gentle
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• living only through apathy
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying

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