Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Our lovable pet hellhound. I think I left him a few timezones away, but I doubt that would stop him from being on time for dinner."

• You can't see a man die hundreds of times and not think him immortal
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• I think he only loves the world for him.
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
• We've come from too far away, I think, to really make much contact.
• The dubious distinction of being criticized from the left by the Ku Klux Klan
• If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• Seeking the recluse but not finding him
• Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
• Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
• Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• walk away from time
• stop adoring from so far away
• How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• I never learned how to stop loving him
• From the brightness before Him passed His thick clouds
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
• When I think of him now I can smell horses
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• It was the tree that gave him away.
• If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
• As seen mouthed through one half inch of safety glass as the bus pulled away from the terminal and left a westward wafting cloud of exhaust
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• as much as time to him reveals
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• Fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time
• Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
• not running from, but going to
• The ceiling seems like it's tired of being our tripmeter.
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• I wrote you a letter on the bus back from the city, but that's a different kind of weary
• on the occasion of the city having fallen to the forces of evil, and there being no hope left among the people
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• Hot pursuit
• Being and Time
• Having run away from a wedding reception
• Home away from home
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• away from me
• Don't go, don't change, stop always being the same.
• Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
• A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• But if you destroy the world, where would we live?
• Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!
• Pack time away
• Everything is about a week away from paying off
• I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
• stop being so English
• Why would you turn on the near lights to look far away into the darkness?
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• The first living beings to see an Earthrise from the Moon were communist turtles.
• Good from far, but far from good
• Drop the hamster and back away from the canary
• You can never get away from yourself
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
• The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves
• I cannot help but think in scenes and paint in memories
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• The first and last time I threw away all my secular music
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Women you know you should just walk away from
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• even cigarette smoking, Atlantic City gamblers walked away from the slot machines
• keep away from children and poets.
• For the Time Being
• The Ones Who Walk Away From Salemo
• Being a dickhead
• Your job is to brush away the cobwebs from the corners of your emotional bedroom.
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?
• The mindset of being alone but not lonely
• It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
• Slipping away from myself
• NATO runs away from protestors in Victoria
• You know you've been away from home too long
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• not beautiful, not extraordinary nor spectacular except in that individual way every human being is extraordinary and different from all others
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• We kiss on the mouth but still cough down our sleeves
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
• We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
• Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
• Keep guns away from drunks
• Far away from home
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• The gruff but lovable Gus
• You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
• Step away from the fridge, lardass!
• We once played this same game, but with only our words
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• First Christmas Away From Home
• Soon, I will run... but not away
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• We completely understand the public's concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission.
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• I tried to laugh but my photocells were cold from the night
• Here in the dark, nothing is real but time
• We had no bait but our tongues
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• Only her hands would give her away
• Keep us away from us
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• stepping away from the computer, to go camping
• Crawling through festering flesh, hungry and, yearning, they wait for the day they will tear away from the dark.
• I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs
• I would know right away that it's you.
• We're on our way to being GODS!
• The disadvantages of being left handed
• Imagine if you achieved a higher state of being from the Weather Channel
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• The hope that life isn't simply what remains after we have locked our childhoods away.
• The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
• What I have learned from being fired
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
• A Modest Proposal For Preventing Refugee Children From Being A Burden To The Public
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• A Tale for the Time Being
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• Thrusting into horse beings from space using a modicum of caution
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• I can't express my sexual anger without being shunned but it's cool when you do it
• Beings from space: What could they want?
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• Very Far Away from Anywhere Else
• What is real but compassion as we move from birth to death
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
• Having someone wrapped around you, looking into your eyes, inches away from your face, smiling the cutest smile in the world and giving you quick little kisses on the nose is the greatest feeling anywhere ever
• An American in Tours
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• Time flies but aeroplanes crash
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Your facts peel away from your own fiction

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