Findings:
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- Jobs that can drive you to the poorhouse, and how to avoid them
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
- Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
- These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
- Girlfriends are basically just really good porn
- Because everything is teetering nobody notices. But whenever something falls everybody knows.
- (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
- It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
- How 'bout them transparent dangling carrots?
- Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- Everyone tells their own story with them as the star
- Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
- The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
- Internet friends: Abstractions until you actually meet them
- There are 74 genuinely good people left in the world, and most of them are a painful bore.
- How to buy good, last minute Christmas gifts
- Ways to know how stupid you are really
- Because the gods that made them are gods no more
- Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
- You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
- Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
- Tell them I hate them!
- What Happened to Them at Surinam, and How Candide Became Acquainted with Martin
- I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- I hate Creed--Or how I know there are 52 Advil in my apartment
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- IP Addresses and How to Deal With Them
- By their fruits you shall know them
- The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
- Five minutes after falling off the cliff, I realized how high it really was
- i learned the rules; i just never practiced them
- I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
- How do ya like them apples?
- Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
- Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
- Xbox heralds the end of gaming consoles as we know them?
- I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
- Them's Good Eatin'
- How do I know if I really like coffee?
- Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
- Goops and How to be Them
- Words are how we see you. Use them well.
- Friends who need you, and how not to deal with them
- just because they never bothered to really do
- Common Heroes and how to deal with them
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
- Narcissists - How to cope with them
- Words said in anger are, in the end, just words. They only become daggers if you let them.
- Broken things that nobody knows how to fix
- How to fit pants without trying them on
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- How to Remove Your Bookmarks (all of them, and with Python)
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- The things just echo in my head instead of speaking them
- there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- It is just a face. It tells them nothing
- all of them just coming over here and so on
- Baltimore natives, and how to understand them
- Slay them all. God will know his own.
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- Beautiful words are nonsense if you can't hear how you're saying them.
- Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
- Grinding power supply fans and how to fix them
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- without really seeing them and
- No one can know what you want unless you tell them
- Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
- The day I killed everyone's joy. Well, one of them.
- What they don't know can't hurt them
- they does not know what it might be to live without them
- You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- Let them know
- Sometimes it is just good to know
- I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
- You give them a good excuse to cry
- How to use chopsticks
- Mob mentality: The good, the bad, and the just plain silly
- Really Good Dog Treats
- The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
- Like a really good sex
- How to be a good customer
- How many Disney movies are actually original stories?
- Just great, I'm actually a coward
- I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
- It just wasn't a good morning
- Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
- How to make money in the music industry without actually making new music
- if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
- Me and You and Everyone We Know
- How to get a good night's sleep
- How to get good in-flight service
- none of us are actually breathing, we are just trying to breathe
- Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
- Riding fast on drugs while getting good vibes from the twin plant
- How to give a good PowerPoint presentation
- You can't quit now. It's just getting good.
- The Good Gardener (On How He Fell)
- How to drive a friend mad, and still feel good about yourself
- these ideas are not deep, they're just good
- Just seeing that he actually exists
- Really Good Story
- That's why you're a good parent. You know all the cliches by heart.
- How They Brought the Good News from Ghent to Aix
- how to choose a good durian
- Good News Everyone
- A really good sandwich that ideath could make to take to work with her
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- How to avoid dying of thirst in a desert
- How to avoid driving into your garage with your bike still on the car roof rack
- How to find good nodes
- The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
- don't let them scare you
- Avoiding diarrhea in Mexico
- How people avoid buying drinks
- How to smell good without the use of perfume
- How the Waldensian Heretics avoided detection
- Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
- How to avoid holodeck addiction
- A Really Good Feeling
- Even if they're really good friends, you shouldn't trust a couple hundred friends with your secrets
- Changing the value of 5 in FORTRAN
- How to tell she's good looking
- Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
- How To Be Good
- How To Avoid Being Something Other Than What One Is Not
- How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
- You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
- How to avoid eviction
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- Realistically, it's probably a good thing that usually nobody's listening and nobody cares.
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- I'll tell you this, though; sometimes being lost is a good thing. Just enjoy the things you might not see again.
- How to Write a Damn Good Novel
- God's just looking for a few good humans
- They leap just because they can, out of joy
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Just because it happened to you
- The ducks, however, hate everyone
- How did you get everyone to think that you were depressed?
- Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
- your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
- I had a really good time tonight
- good reasons to hate someone
- because it wasn't just the air
- Alfredo sauce
- How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?
- I Had No Time to Hate, Because
- How to be a good motorcycle passenger
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- Good thing they were just typewriters
- If you're so good at this sport, why are you just an announcer?
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- Buying things just because they have cool packaging
- Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
- How to give your man a good backrub
- Gravity: Not just a good idea; it's the law
- Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- The good crew will know what its captain would do
- How to be a good evil villain
- Depression is a good thing
- Sex with my sister was always really, really good
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