Findings:

• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Don't tell me about her
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Don't Tell Me
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Don't tell me everything
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em
• Don't quote me on that
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Being a dickhead
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• Sometimes I actually don't mind having the slowest modem in the world
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• Please Don't Destroy
• Dogs Don't Tell Jokes
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Don't Give Me Names
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Please don't bring your kids
• Don't call me Debbie
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• Dont come near me. (user)
• Danger is my middle name. Okay, actually, Daniel is my middle name.
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• Don't Make Me Think
• Don't Deny Me (user)
• Don't Pass Me By
• Just don't expect me to understand
• St. Peter don't you call me
• Don't @ me
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• Don't blame me, i voted for kodos
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• This is my truth tell me yours
• honey, don't feed me: I will come back
• Someone please kill me
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• Please don't apologize for your identity
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• My God, don't tempt me!
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Don't Blame Me
• They don't touch me the same way
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Don't wait up for me
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Please don't peel the sweet corn
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Please don't take my sunshine away.
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• Please don't send your resume
• Dont come near me (user)
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• the way you don't look at me
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• Russell Greer: a Fine Upstanding Citizen (Don't Sue Me Bro)
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• don't listen to me. why are you listening to me?
• Please Please Me
• please don't go
• don't blame me for your anger
• You're not the boss of me
• I don't want comfort. I want God, I want poetry, I want real danger, I want freedom, I want goodness. I want sin.
• Tell me a story about trains
• if you don't like what you're getting, change what you're giving
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• customers don't trust me
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Don't call me white
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• Don't call me Asian
• I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• Don't ask don't tell
• Please don't feed the troll
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Don't let me die nervous
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• Don't tell her she's beautiful
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• Please don't smoke the mystery bag
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Don't stand so close to me
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• Don't send me roses
• I don't mind if you forget me
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• Don't Tell a Soul
• Don't leave me alone
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• don't taze me bro! (user)
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• Don't Tell Alfred
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• Please don't grab at my notebook, my love
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Your dark eyes don't haunt me
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• Please Don't Kill the Freshman
• They Don't Want Me
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Don't tell mommy
• Show, don't tell

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