Findings:
- Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
- they still come to me even though i don't come to them
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- They want me for a focus group!
- I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
- they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
- I want to strangle the stars for all they promised me
- They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
- I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- More ads which make me not want to buy their cars
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- That which cannot give me everything I might want
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- How Do You Want Me?
- When you want me and how you want me
- ignore me (document)
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get
- I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
- When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
- They Don't Want Me
- They grow up. No one told me.
- They might not need me - yet they might -
- Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
- You'll never know how much you've changed me
- I want you to hit me as hard as you can
- It kills me to watch them go
- How Prom nearly killed me
- How my psychology teacher single-handedly ruined art and music for me in one fell swoop
- Let me dream if I want to
- They call me Engineer-khan
- They Call Me MISTER Tibbs!
- The life train left without me
- That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- Jesus Wants Me for a Sunbeam
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- your poetry inspired me to make this really practical item
- That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
- I joined the Army in order to die, and they sent me where I could die
- Tell me a story about being really undead
- I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
- In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
- How Daniel explained it to me
- How the Stranger vainly endeavoured to reveal to me in words the mysteries of Spaceland
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- give me five minutes and i will give you your life (document)
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- please bully me; my life is not shitty enough
- my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
- They had been expecting me
- Gravity really gets me down
- That which does not kill me...
- I try not to eat the bullshit they feed me
- How airborne school nearly killed me.
- How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
- I Know Not How It Falls on Me
- They love me in San Francisco
- How Warrant nearly killed me
- Please please please let me get what I want
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
- And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
- They hate me because I'm beautiful
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- Oh!, how you inflict me with wounds of paranoia and desire
- How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
- My first comet
- Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
- You Bring Life to Me
- Foundation for Telling Me How Great I Am
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- Bring Me to Life
- O Me! O Life!
- life goes on easy for me, most of the time
- And They Believed Me!
- Life and Death are Wearing Me Out
- Thou hast made me, and shall thy work decay?
- All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
- They Know Me
- Tell me a story about being really alive
- I want your hands on me
- makes me want to be a better hacker
- How Airborne School nearly killed me
- Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
- She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
- they only gave me trouble anyways
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- I do not think that they will sing to me.
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
- She only wants me for tech support
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- what I want and what is expected of me
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
- He taught me how to smoke
- How my desire for a puppy made me personally responsible for the War on Terror
- Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
- man when you are telling me how it was
- how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- they don't know what they'd do without me
- Somewhere there's a god who wants me
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
- How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
- can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
- The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
- How the Sphere encouraged me in a Vision
- Drop Kick Me Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
- My life has suddenly been decided for me
- Yo Ho (A Pirate's Life for Me)
- I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
- Women want me when I'm taken
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
- Tell me of good things that are happening in life
- Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
- They forgot to give me the operating system!
- how my computer nearly killed me
- I Want You to Want Me
- They Flee From Me
- I know they are watching me
- I want you inside me
- Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
- They don't touch me the same way
- They asked me to write a letter
- February wants me dead
- You say you want to help me
- Your website makes me want to remove my brain with a rusty spoon
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
- Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
- How television car chases influenced me
- Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
- When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
- The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- Simple words, simple dreams
- How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
- They are telling me it is time to go
- show me a garden that's bursting into life
- Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
- You Really Got Me
- If you really loved me
- I wanted you to want me
- How Lars Ulrich made me quit my job at a movie theater
- On a Leander Which Miss Reynolds, My Kind Friend, Gave Me
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- You know you want me, baby!
- She only wants me for sex
- if they forget me, I just might disappear
- I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
- Show Me How the Robots Dance
- Wake me up if you still want me
- They inspire me
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