Findings:
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- Guns don't kill people, football kills people
- Guns don't kill people; people kill people
- Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
- Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
- Guns kill people.
- Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
- When you kill people they die
- Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
- These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
- Know your pets
- Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
- Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
- Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
- I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
- Sex doesn't ruin friendships; people do.
- That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
- George Bush doesn't care about black people
- Religion is a crutch for weak people
- The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
- people for whom religion is mostly a matter of chance
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- Populism doesn't care about people, just about The People
- Kill Rock Stars
- How Prom nearly killed me
- I Love to Kill
- kill word
- How it Happened that a Friend Killed a Friend
- That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
- I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
- Society killed evolution
- Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill
- Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
- Playing 'Name that driver' to kill time and stay awake
- How to kill an eel
- kill -PIPE
- That which does not kill us, makes us Stranger
- God Loves, Man Kills
- A little child could never kill this clean
- I could take this in doses large enough to kill
- Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
- kill -11
- How to kill a rabid raccoon with a handmade oar
- I could've killed my father
- The Medium Rare Hamburger That Won't Kill You
- Video Killed the Radio Star
- Kill Your Television
- Kill your sampler
- Kill 'em All
- Kill time before it kills you
- How I nearly killed myself masturbating
- kill -KILL
- A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
- Religion does not cure stupidity, nor does atheism cure it
- Camp Kill Yourself
- How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- Before I Kill You, Mr. Bond
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- Cars Kill Fish
- How to kill yourself on a motorcycle
- Apologies to the mouse I killed
- How to kill a Sim
- Mate. Feed. Kill. Repeat.
- Red touch yellow kill a fellow
- How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- That which does not kill me...
- Thou Shalt Not Kill
- E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
- Seventeen ways to kill a sentence
- Gravity Kills
- Bikini Kill
- Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- I think I killed it
- I killed a pigeon
- Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
- Kill Zone
- I killed my father, I ate human flesh and I quiver with joy
- That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
- I will kill you if I can
- Why does Man kill?
- To Kill a Mockingbird
- kill -XCPU
- To Kill a Dead Man
- kill -9 dueling
- Shoot Speed Kill Light
- And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
- We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
- The First Thing We Do, Let's Kill All the Lawyers
- spermicide kills
- kill -BUS
- Does Pot Kill Brain Cells?
- Never Kill a Boy on the First Date
- Killed in Action
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
- And we killed him and he's dead.
- Almost killed by an Elephant
- Solving a maze
- Not only does smoking kill you, it also prevents Alzheimer's disease
- How Airborne School nearly killed me
- kill -9 -1
- kill dash nine (user)
- Today I kill my child
- Kill, Quakers, Kill!
- I Love You ... I'll Kill You
- Exoatmospheric kill vehicle
- Agents trained my teddy bear to kill
- CDs Killed Album Art
- I killed my dog and broke my own heart
- Kill My Landlord
- Kill Doctor Lucky
- Why not just kill yourself?
- Who Killed Retro Girl?
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
- Fresh Kills Landfill
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult
- Penn and Teller Get Killed
- Ya shoulda killed me last year
- Kill Your Boyfriend
- Kill the Poor
- Who killed Mr. Moonlight?
- Has a cat ever killed anyone?
- One Shot One Kill
- Humane octopus killing
- A View to a Kill
- Rasputin: A hard man to kill
- They killed our Lord
- Someone please kill me
- Kill a rap
- How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
- Let's Get Killed
- Video didn't kill the radio star, I did
- Kill two birds with one stone
- Licence to Kill
- Smoking can kill you
- Fuck Art. Let's Kill.
- Inhale. Kill. Exhale.
- Kill the chicken to scare the monkey
- Please Kill Me
- High Time to Kill
- Probability of Kill (Pk)
- How to kill a clown
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
- If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
- Kill Yr Idols
- Killed By Death
- The Man He Killed
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- AIDS Kills Fags Dead
- Kill the rich
- This machine kills fascists
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- Accidental death odds
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- Kill, kill; blood makes the grass grow!
- A Time to Kill
- computers kill kids
- I kill microbes for a living
- my religion doesn't have a name
- Don't Kill Her Daddy with Careless Talk
- Sympathy tokens, breast cancer and why I almost killed a pacifist
- What we think we know can kill us
- Who Killed the Jews?
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
- Kill Your Idol (user)
- Meat Kills
- how my computer nearly killed me
- to those killed by the Firestone tires
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