Findings:
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- My man was shot for his sheep coat
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
- Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
- Speech given by a U.S.M.C. Drill Instructor to his platoon, Camp Pendleton, 1998
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- A pocket-sized device with a single button that says, "Everything as it was one minute ago".
- He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
- The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- She walked by his desk and left a nickel
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- some say he was never here at all
- because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
- it was years before they met again, by chance
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- His version was better
- some of the pain that she endures would bring a strong man to his knees
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- Besides the part where she was the only one
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- YHWH declares that the substitution of LOVE with FUCK is punishable by AIDS; man responds by covering his member with plastic
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
- she was waylaid by an octopus
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- What was stolen by someone else
- It Was a Lover and His Lass
- there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
- John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- This book was stolen from the Harvard College Library. It was later recovered. The thief was sentenced to two years at hard labor.
- I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
- every secret thing was made by some one
- Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
- I was floating in the ocean of his eyes.
- Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
- There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
- Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
- When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
- but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- he is too shy to write his tale
- Vegas stories: Someone cut his throat
- I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
- He and she are one
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- I married him because he was not mean
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- He made a way to his anger
- If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
- My lunch money was stolen by a predatory Mars rover
- The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
- More than he was willing to give
- I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
- Upon the Translation of the Psalms by Sir Philip Sidney, and the Countess of Pembroke, his Sister
- He flops over and bonks his head
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- Tom, He was a Piper's Son
- That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
- It was 1992. He smiled.
- I was never any good at maths at school
- Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
- So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
- he was a punk poet himself
- I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- He was found
- It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- Food which was intended as such by nature
- He Was a Crook
- He weaves his words
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- I was raised by the French government
- The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
- I saved his life. He does not know it.
- At least he was gentle
- All he left her was alone
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- He was hard in all the wrong places
- He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
- He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- That's Just How He Was
- He Was Only Joking
- Candide and His Valet Arrive in the Country of El Dorado--What They Saw There
- mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
- His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
- He just left his body
- making certain he was touching her
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- He says she says
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- Tribute by Senator Edward M. Kennedy to his Fallen Brother, Robert
- Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- A man is known by the company he keeps.
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Did you touch any of his blood?
- Phosphor reading by His own Light
- The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
- Shot Down by the Burbank Police Department
- SA-8 Gecko (and getting shot down by one)
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
- He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
- He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
- My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
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