Findings:

• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• The thought that kept me awake
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm wide awake It's morning
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Break me. I'm elated.
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I'm awake now. You know what I'm talkin' about?
• I'm wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn
• i am always awake. what do you require of me?
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• I'm not in love, set me free
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• I'm Just Me (user)
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• Notice Me, I'm Here
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• wide awake
• How to stay awake at work
• Awake!
• Prince Rupert Awakes
• Christians, Awake
• We emerged on the other side of the cartoon holes fully awake and discovered we were whole
• Why I stay awake at night
• Playing 'Name that driver' to kill time and stay awake
• wide awake (user)
• Players of the Game awake!
• Christians Awake
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• The end of history is the nightmare from which I am trying to awake.
• awake and ready (user)
• Awake in Your Nightmare
• Dream to Awake (user)
• r u awake
• Wide awake in the wide world
• I have dreamed. And now I will awake.
• Im Elvis (user)
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• I'm
• IM
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• imm
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• I'm Losing You
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• I'm with the band
• Damn, I'm good.
• I'm not sure
• Hands off, I'm special
• So. Central Rain
• Im-
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• I'm tired
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• I'm not drinking any more
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• 418 I'm a teapot
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm Glad
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• I'm Your Fan
• I'm not very cool
• I'm in this for the long haul
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I'm not a part of this world
• I'm with stupid
• I'm Going Home
• I'm Proud of You
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
• Thank God I'm an Atheist
• Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
• I'm a little tea pot
• I'm Waiting for the Man
• The Search Is On
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I'm nobody! Who are you?
• I'm a writer. What are you?
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
• this is how i'm going to die.
• I'm gonna make you come tonight
• I'm no Whitman...
• I'm a sucker for a good accent
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• the words I'm after
• i'm afraid of hipsters
• "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
• If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• I'm falling in love with you
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel

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