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My name is
Mr. Stoops. As usual, I have prime real estate in
'monkey free' wilderness for sale, Starting in the low 600 thousands. I also have A few monkeys left in my prize
collection. Act now! If you
take advantage of the mind blowing offers listed below before {insert holiday} you'll get a sizzling $5 mail in
rebate, just because we love you!
1. Spider
Monkey (Joey or Veronica) $800 plus shipping
2. Willow
Monkey (Pete) $30,000 plus shipping
3. Rare Irish
Monkey (Quincy) $18,000 plus shipping
4. Used Nasa
Monkey (Ipsy) $600 Shipping free!
5.
Equatorial Africa "nose"
monkey (Janice) $50,000 plus shipping
6. Combat
Monkey (you pick name!) $36,000 Plus shipping
7. Giant poison "Tickle"
Monkey (Juice) $8 Shipping free!
8. Chef
Monkey, Really cooks! (Bobo) $85,025 Plus shipping
9. Sex
Monkey, Non poison variety (Shirley) $67,324 Plus shipping
10. Porpoise
Monkey, Cute and good swimmer (meaty) $23,000 Plus Shipping
11. Republican
Monkey, Must Go! (Strom) $17.25 Plus Shipping
Remember, all of our monkeys have a one week warranty. Closest monkey prices you'll find to wholesale!
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