Findings:
- She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
- She was so tall, and I was so in love
- The flowers smiled, but she was gone
- piano outside in the snow. and she was spinning
- To a girl who thought she was moving away
- someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
- The House on the Island Where She Was Born
- She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
- Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- She was cilantro, jalapeño, habanero. She was the hot plate you must not touch.
- she was just the dry smell of gasoline
- A dose of mystery slipped into her cocktail while she was in the ladies' room
- She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
- She dreamt she was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty field
- she was once a stealthy ghostship in the fog, now she shines wherever she walks
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- She was too beautiful to be human
- she was waylaid by an octopus
- She was very beautiful. Y'know?
- Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
- When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
- When she was bad
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
- She was locked in time
- I was tired. It was late. She was Russian.
- it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
- She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
- She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
- And when she came back she was nobody's wife
- Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
- She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
- She always was devious in her beauty
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
- She was free
- I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
- She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
- that pain was something I needed, and probably did to myself
- The highlight of my night was two guys kissing
- For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
- She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
- What the hell was she thinking?
- She was steady
- If a woman lactates honey, she probably has cooter bees
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- She was never mine. I always shared her.
- She was so pleased to learn that she was right
- She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
- She was the seed of a strange tomorrow
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
- I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
- Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- She was inside the music, with her eyes closed
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
- She was so quiet that nobody heard her
- She was like a candle in the wind: unreliable
- She is and was
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
- When the best rapper was white, the best golfer was black, and the tallest guy in the NBA was Chinese
- She knew what she was doing
- She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
- Because, perhaps she was cold
- The day I found out I was a guy
- She Was 18, It Was Summer
- She didn't know what outside was anymore.
- She was cilantro, jalepeno, habanero. She was the hot plate you must not touch.
- Besides the part where she was the only one
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- I was a nice guy once
- little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
- She doesn't really want a nice guy
- The Girl Was a Guy
- Some guy named Chris (user)
- Guy Gavriel Kay
- The Tall Guy
- Comic Book Guy
- Guy Kawasaki
- Bill Nye the Science Guy
- The Humble Guys
- Family Guy
- Nik and the Nice Guys
- right guy
- tough guy
- The Cable Guy
- Guy Fawkes
- Guy Debord
- Nice guys finish last
- Exquisite Dead Guy
- Arcata Guy (user)
- You just cut that guy off
- Fall guy
- just a guy (user)
- Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
- Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
- guy bob receptacles (user)
- sane guy (user)
- So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
- Dead Guy Ale
- What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
- Can I nominate this guy for sainthood?
- Two Guys from Andromeda
- guys in Speedos
- Heavy Weapons Guy
- Two Guys, a Girl & a Pizza Place
- The Guy Nod
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- Menards guy
- How to piss off the guys in the fire truck
- Why guys care if their partner spits or swallows
- Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
- Small-framed Guy
- Inflatable Big Black Guy
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
- The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
- Wild and Crazy Guy
- Guy Daikouji
- Guy Clark
- West Country Guy (user)
- He's a good guy friend
- The three kinds of nice guys
- I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
- Why I like this Joseph Lieberman guy
- date movies for guys
- Are J.D. Salinger and Thomas Pynchon the same guy?
- Anecdote involving a toilet and a drunk guy
- Three guys whose voices are like clear glass
- How to tell if a guy is circumcised from across the bar
- getting hit by a guy
- Strong Guy
- Guy Ritchie
- That guy issue
- The little guy
- Operation Good Guys
- Good-looking guy game
- Teeny Little Super Guy
- Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
- Guy Incognito (user)
- Guy Williams
- The guy who talks to you while you're taking a piss
- funny fat guy who dies
- good guy mob
- There was an Old Man on some rocks
- fat guys
- Ugly Naked Guy
- Guy Pearce
- Never kick a guy in the crotch!
- Fry Guys
- Underwater Guy
- Great tricks to play on the new kid on the job
- A Fantastic story from an old guy
- Guy Fawkes Day
- Fry Guy
- justa guy (user)
- The Happy Guy
- Guy Verhofstadt
- Quake Guy
- Five Guys Named Moe
- Buddy Guy
- Buddy Guy's Legends
- We Are All in the Dumps With Jack and Guy
- cool guy (user)
- Bad Guy (user)
- It takes two guys to do half a woman's job
- The Red Guy
- What guys do with their penis
- Guy Gardner
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