Findings:
- That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- If there's hell below we're all going to go
- There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- If every pork chop were perfect we wouldn't have hot dogs
- We're going to have to take Heidi home
- no shit, there we were
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- There were times better than this
- Shit happens
- Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
- I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
- Were there nine moons above your head? Were there none?
- The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
- if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
- There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- based on events that may have happened
- There were no clouds. I prayed for lightning.
- Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
- There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
- If there were no birds
- Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- We're trying to have a baby
- To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
- 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
- when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
- i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- There and Now - Live in Vancouver 1968
- So... what do we do now that we're happy?
- it's good for me to go and not have there be words
- What's going to happen next?
- There were only twelve raindrops, she counted them on the windshield under heavy soft skies
- And Then There Were None
- i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
- Were there civilian Transformers?
- So There We Were
- Fossils were put there by God
- this is it, we're going to die
- There were three young ladies of Birmingham
- When I stop going there, I will be well.
- Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
- Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
- I miss you can I have the ground back now
- A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- We're acting happy to stop ourselves from going insane.
- We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
- Son, do you know how fast you were going?
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- Have I mentioned I am gay today?
- Weird shit you tend you have sex with while in the forest
- Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
- There is only now
- Now and Then, Here and There
- Now that we're being so open and honest
- I Think We're Alone Now
- Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
- Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
- When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- What if there were a war, and nobody came?
- You were never going to become more than this to me
- Behave as if there were a God
- Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
- There's an interesting conversation going on in my speaker.
- If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
- if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
- If there were more people like you, there would be more people
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- All I could remember in the morning is that maybe there were wishing hands involved
- Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
- When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
- I wouldn't try that if I were you
- I felt as calm as the day outside. My footsteps were certain below the neutral sky. I wished there were someone watching.
- Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
- We're going the right way. The forest goes deeper.
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
- It happened to everyone else; she swore it wouldn't to her
- What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
- Everything happens now
- That is a thing that might have happened
- worse things have happened to better people
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- The second step is to accept that shit ain't going wrong
- Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- what happens now
- My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
- What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
- There are things that happen and there is no reason for it
- If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
- There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
- Why have there been no great women artists?
- If I were your boss, I'd have fired you
- Going There
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.
- What happens now?
- I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
- things you wouldn't have believed
- You have to lie to fall in love. You have to tell the truth to stay there.
- I have dreamed. And now I will awake.
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- for so many lifetimes i have sought what i now have
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- What kind of veterans do we have now?
- Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
- Now there's something you don't see every day, Chauncy
- We're bigger than Jesus now
- One day we realized we were going to need a bigger car
- That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- Now there's a sonnet you don't see every day
- Now your songs mean what they were supposed to from the beginning
- Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
- Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
- You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
- There is no smiley for the emotion I feel right now
- Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 17: Oh, Malthus, We're Really In It Now
- Now We're All Bozos on This Bus
- I wrote this stupid piece of shit now could you please connect it to the web
- Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
- I'm going to have to science the shit out of this.
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- There's Something Going On
- Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- The "WE'RE GOING DOWN THE PUB!" Anglo-Swiss Post-nuptial London Meetup
- Were there a god!
- There were many who went in huddled procession
- Help! I'm going to have sex
- We're Going On A Bear Hunt
- We're Going On A Bug Hunt
- No shit, there I was
- I was watching through the window, you were going through the dances.
- Going against the grain
- What's it going to be then, eh?
- Are you going to prom?
- Everything is going to start charging!
- To His Mistress Going to Bed
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
- Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
- this is going to hurt a little
- the going rate
- Going by the script when talking to people
- Today I am going to learn to fly
- Where is Harrison Ford's movie career going?
- It's all going to fall apart isn't it?
- Good Thing Going
- If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
- Going to spend a penny
- If you're going to America, bring your own food
- I Am Slowly Going Crazy
- SciFiQuest 3017: The Frontier that Wouldn't End
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- Sobering up before going to bed
- Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
- Collision avoidance technique
- Going Public
- Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
- A howl that's only going to fly up into the sky and disappear
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