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• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• This Was Your Life
• Shimmer over bridges like the river was a dream
• Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
• For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
• That week with her was like drinking bubbles
• That was what her hunger was like: mesmerizing, directed, floating like a public secret just under the cloud cover.
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• the country was so nice we bombed it twice
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• 'T Was Such a Little, Little Boat
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• Where Once Life Was
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
• like nothing ever was
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• I was so cool, that first afternoon
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• So I was drinking with the son of Man the other night, and...
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• I was doing so well.
• so my crowd was Catholic, Protestant, atheist, confused, and white
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• She was so tall, and I was so in love
• It was free, so I took it.
• So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
• Life is like a boat
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• so fragile and cold, i was
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• I tried to arrange my life in paragraphs, unaware that I was a haiku
• I was a witch in a past life
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
• Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
• If I was beautiful like you
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Napster was like the lamp with the wrong pricetag
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
• Looks like 1984 was only n years off
• With him it was always like
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• What if architecture was like web design?
• She was like a candle in the wind: unreliable
• My skin felt like I was falling
• Morning was like an ex-wife's bruises
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• seizing on a Nugget of Truth and wielding it like it was a club
• It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• The night was alive, and so was I
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
• Life is not supposed to work like Dawson's Creek
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• Life, or something like it
• I like you. Why are you so weird?
• You know, life isn't so bad
• Was (Not Was)
• Why was Cthulhu blue?
• Life is so strange
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Don’t take life so serious, son; it ain’t nohow permanent
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past
• Life is not so much about saying hello as it is about saying goodbye
• Life Is So Good
• Why are the most beautiful things in life so damn robust?
• Never felt so much like singing the blues
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• The Walrus was Paul
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• the seven hills of Rome
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• Descartes was wrong
• Life of Pi
• I am superimposing on life, tipping scales like fate's hands
• his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• so many of life's truths are merely the intersections of nature
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• Mere thoughts of a life like that
• What it's like to be in love
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• So is this, like, artistic or slutty?
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• I will not spend my life like this
• With your feet in two separate boats, I'll push you away so you won't fall in
• was
• Music was better in the old days
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• Kilroy was here
• No shit, there I was
• Vancouver, Washington
• It was not a weather balloon at Roswell
• Able was I, ere I saw Elba
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• I'd like a new lease on life, please.
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• What if the universe is like the Game of Life?
• My life is a Lone Wolf and Cub movie
• It's a beautiful life, or something like it
• Life is uncertain. Would you like dessert first?
• Every Tuesday, I dress as a 46-year old woman and waitress at a diner on route 27. This is the meaning of life.
• It feels like my life is out of sync
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• Why are the most beautiful things in life so damn fragile?
• Life is Like the Ocean
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Condensed life in a can, like the ones you buy at grocery stores
• I always liked the breasts that talked about existentialism.
• On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
• Today I feel like a tiger shark
• Huddled shoulders and bent backs, like so many shadows
• So charmingly heathen, your skin is like a teardrop on a popsicle
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• scattered like so many fallen rose petals
• Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.
• so i heard you like mudkips
• I've never felt so at peace. Like coming home.
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• What life after death will really be like
• Do you know what it is like to be alone among so many?
• like a tiger without her mountain
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• The Elementary Forms of Religious Life

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