Findings:

• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• Japanese homeless people
• Using a command line
• Some people call me a drama queen
• Know your pets
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• People just expect things from me
• When You Said, "Remember Me"
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Shouldn't Have Said That I should NOT have said that
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Things the rooted said (and fed me mustard and honey)
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• "Pity, Sympathy and People Discussing Me"
• People are Strange
• all of these people are me
• The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• What have you done for me lately?
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
• People want what they cannot have
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• This is me, I said, and then I talked for hours
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• People listen to me? WTF
• Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
• People without spines annoy me.
• Weird sex with strange people
• There Are Many People Living Inside of Me
• Type A blood
• You have no power over me
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• People have fucked up before
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• The word that means "I acknowledge this thing you have just said"
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• And since the games are said to have gone, we are waiting for the war.
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• I was a homeless bum
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• These people are still happening to me
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• That one makes me scream, she said
• You people disgust me
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• I did not approach people; people did not approach me
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
• She said she loved me. The knife came down.
• Why old people piss me off
• An introductory talk for my project involving fellow homeless people.
• Master Dogen said, "I am not other people"
• Dumb things people wish they hadn't said
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Trust me, I have a pineapple
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• How to "Have People"
• It could have been me
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Strange Fits of Passion Have I Known
• Dogs that have owned me
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• Could you have danced with me?
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• Things video games have taught me
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Dead people I have known
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• worse things have happened to better people
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Have One On Me
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Animals people have sex with
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• Dead people I have known in the Biblical sense
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
• you have me at a disadvantage
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• the world is messy. good people have flaws.
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• tell me what you have in your heart
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• She said she loved me
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• The benefits of famous people marrying me
• People confuse me
• what little I have is starting to get to me
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• you can't have it both ways
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper

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