Findings:
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
- Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
- The Most Horrifying True Story I’ve Ever Heard
- You have been in every line I have ever read
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- What have the Spanish ever done for us
- No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
- I have heard you whisper in your dreams
- You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
- An Impassioned Case for Why Predator is One of the Greatest Films Ever Made
- No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
- The ghost of a music we have somewhere heard
- I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
- AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
- Have You Ever Walked?
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
- Have you ever been illusioned?
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- Have you ever thought
- A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
- I have heard the mermaids singing
- i cannot ever have you, not even in thoughts.
- what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
- The Worst Band Name I Ever Heard
- the truest thing you've ever heard
- I have known depth. I have heard the velvet creaking of its flooring
- the easiest way to win an argument is to not have one
- We are the ones we have been waiting for
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- No one was ever fired for buying IBM
- Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
- The house went one way, I ran another, and I could SWEAR I heard the old bat laughing through the walls
- No one ever listens to the bassist
- I guess that I am the one who has changed
- Have you ever made a just man?
- Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
- No one will ever love you for your honesty
- Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
- The boldest lie I've ever heard
- No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
- No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
- The Most Horrifying True Story Zeph Ever Heard
- In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
- i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
- How could you ever have enough?
- I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- Angels We Have Heard On High
- We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
- You have to watch out for the quiet ones
- I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
- If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
- I have one whole anus
- I could have been one of a two
- Have One On Me
- It furthers one to have somewhere to go
- you have become one with The Anonymous
- How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
- Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
- After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
- The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
- The Wild Colonials
- only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
- you've been through something that no one should have to go through
- Words that only have one context
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
- have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
- the only comfort we could ever have
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- They all lived happily ever after
- ever
- Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
- oh ever so slowly
- So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
- Stupidest thing you've coded just to see if you could
- Does this ever go away?
- Medgar Evers
- I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
- Live the greatest story ever told
- Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
- Do you start feeling, ever?
- Diary of a dot-commer
- Don't lie. Ever.
- The most beautiful computer ever
- The Craziest Lady to Ever Grace a Burger King Drive-Thru
- Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
- The most disturbing thing I ever saw
- The best line I ever used
- Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
- Probably the saddest thing ever
- Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
- dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
- Don't you ever go to work?
- Will I ever know?
- the hottest it has ever been
- What ever happened to all the fun in the world
- The funniest thing ever on Pinky and the Brain
- The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- It won't ever remember what you choose to forget
- Same as it Ever Was
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- The first bear I ever saw
- As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
- Was it ever there?
- Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
- The greatest paper ever written
- Can pleasing sight, misfortune ever bring?
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- There's no such thing as happily ever after.
- The best magic trick you've ever seen
- All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
- The saddest funeral I've ever performed
- Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
- The best comeback ever
- Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
- Nobody should ever see another's porn collection
- The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
- Greatest Story Ever Told
- The most perfect thing you can ever do
- The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
- The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
- Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
- Best Death Ever
- The Greatest Story Ever Told
- No government can ever give you freedom
- Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
- The Road Goes Ever On
- All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
- Deconstruction of every single television advertisement, ever
- The worst job interview ever
- The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
- I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
- Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
- first ever Round Valley Day of Gluttony and Tippling
- The harshest winter ever
- Snow-white solstice in Switzerland: first ever helvetic nodermeet
- risk assessment in the brain and the dumbest thing you ever did before age 25
- Shortest science fiction story ever
- Roller Derby
- Best Week Ever
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- What did my spleen ever do for me?
- evers (user)
- If women ever show teeth in a quiet greeting, it is considered a threat.
- Just in case you ever wondered..
- Longest science fiction story ever
- Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
- The tired scrawl of every word I've ever called my own.
- The only place I ever go is the grocery store.
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