Findings:
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
- When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
- My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
- Our calendars have no meaning
- The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
- Movies that should have been books first
- 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
- U.S. policy on First Use
- The First Documented Genocide in History
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- But life is hard when the written word is your first language
- The snow is the first distinct memory I have
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- First all-female spacewalk by NASA astronauts Jessica Meir and Christina Koch
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- The first time I flew
- So, you want to change your hair color? Read this first!
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- What's the first thing you feel when you shoot an unarmed civilian? Recoil.
- the first casualty when war comes is the truth
- If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
- The first time I knew I was different
- First Impressions of India by a Nineteenth Century evangelist
- our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
- Lord Christ, When First You Came to Earth
- No plans survive first contact with the enemy
- We have a fictitious world; that is the first step:
- The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
- Buying your first mountain bike
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
- When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
- Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
- Read Me First: Getting Started on Everything2
- You are no longer someone's first, continued
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- On winning the first "The Everything Rant Contest" by MoJoe
- When our word was iron
- Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
- The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- You are no longer someone's first
- First thing he guesses is, it's a lipstick kiss on a piece of paper
- seek ye first
- After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
- Oxygen was the world's first pollutant
- I was so cool, that first afternoon
- Of course, first you have to kill him
- Adam really was the first man
- My very first mentor was a heroin junkie
- Cain was the first technologist
- GCU I Found It First (user)
- She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
- When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
- She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
- When first my way to fair I took
- Archived E2 FAQ: Read Me First: Getting Started on E2 (document)
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- The social meaning of knitting in the first years of this century
- We have come to the first bump in the road
- Words Have No Meaning
- First of May
- If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
- Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
- Yes! We have no bananas!
- the god that can be killed was never god in the first place
- The First of May
- our first time
- When I was young Time had no wings
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- Back when our blood was still warm
- No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
- No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
- No dreamer’s diagram so symmetrical and so faultless on paper can guarantee anything. Only we can guarantee, only our behavior under pressure.
- Villanelle of Ye Young Poet's First Villanelle to his Ladye and Ye Difficulties
- Don't judge music by the first listen
- When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
- When I first met you
- The Golden Turkey Award for Worst Performance by a Popular Singer
- Write-up appears to have achieved sentience. Security Protocol B-3L9 activated.
- May 18, 2024
- By the Skin of Our Teeth
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
- May 18, 2014
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- When I became beautiful
- Read by the author
- Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
- having you by the short hairs
- "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
- There is no weirdness like the weirdness of a novel written by a mathematician
- Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
- May 18, 2012
- don't hesitate when small obstacles appear
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- May 18, 2019
- The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
- The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
- Happiness is difficult to come by when one is constantly followed by Frisbees
- Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
- Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
- And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
- I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
- she was waylaid by an octopus
- A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
- No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
- Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame…
- May 18, 2017
- 1918 Flu Pandemic
- No one actually cares.
- May 18, 2023
- May 18, 2015
- I wish you could have met me before I became food
- I appear to have been misinformed
- When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
- When things are known by a brand name
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- Proof by Assertion
- When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
- It is Folly to Measure the True and False by Our Own Capacity
- Our words are backed by nuclear weapons
- I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- I was raised by the French government
- Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- Forgiving our Fathers
- Now is the winner of our discount tent made gory in slumber by this summoned orc
- their teary eyes follow us as if our actions are accompanied by tragic music
- When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
- The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
- Swimming pool injury
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- One by one we threw our eyes into the sea
- That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
- What was stolen by someone else
- and am happily disturbed by no passions
- What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
- There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
- My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
- Food which was intended as such by nature
- May 18, 2020
- May 18, 2018
- May 18, 1980
- What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
- May 18, 2022
- The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
- As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
- Sometimes I actually don't mind having the slowest modem in the world
- T.A.Z.: Communique #10: Plenary Session Issues New Denunciations--Purges Expected
- May 18, 2021
- When the student is ready, the teacher appears
- Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
- When he became an old man
- Proof by repeated assertion
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- We only use 10% of our brain
- Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- I was taken by a honeymoon scam
- People referred to by three initials
- It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
- Back By Popular Demand
- Kafka's "The Judgment" as read by Deleuze and Guattari
- She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
- The boundary drawn by our skin
- Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
- Ye Jacobites By Name
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- Going by the script when talking to people
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