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• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
• A man feared that he might find an assassin
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• he's like someone living in a dream
• It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
• He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• He will bring us goodness and light
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• When a man lies he murders some part of the world
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• Count Dracula has dyscalcula. He mumbles numbers and never slumbers.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• and now forever frozen in time he
• When he became an old man
• pretends to sleep as he looks her over
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• Growing grapes is harder than making wine. You will discover this, but it might take a lifetime.
• For my brother, in the event he finds me
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• He has redefined me, again and again
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• He has spit in my coat
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• He scribbled with black crayon all over my fairy tale books.
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• He smiles but it's not real.
• He flops over and bonks his head
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• He who has ears, let him hear
• They will love him long after he is gone.
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
• When Will You Die for the Last Time in My Dreams?
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• he can find a cure for us, if we help him
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• hiding your sins in the nodegel, secretly hoping that someone will find them.
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• He believes he has written a poem, yes.
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• He ran over my cousin with a motor home!
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• He says the most beautiful things
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• he has her eyes
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• great things he has taught us
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• He is so heavy when he whispers
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
• And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times.
• He scribbled with black crayon all over my fairy tale books
• If this Buddha is not killed he will only stand in your way.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• When he grins it is a thousand-word story
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• Loving someone, knowing down to the day when you will leave them.
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• When life gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD
• When I read about crazy women, I find it hard to discern
• Weird things you find when reading documentation
• I have blinked. And the world has blinked. And we open our eyes to find each other alone.
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• I always imagine those surrounded by time, but I walk on top of it.
• This is a satire about the SATs. You might find it humorous.
• I think it's time to find a way outside
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• I cannot find the right words to touch the sky with me Yesterday tomorrow and forever in a white crystalline bask of your teddy bear beauty will you love me yes ok thx!
• watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• The Most Embarrassing Christmas Present
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• How to find something which has been lost
• You can find a place inside my heart if you will stay
• Angels find pleasure in work when God is on vacation
• just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
• I thought I might find you here
• find someone who dreams of you
• Find me and I will give you the answer
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
• When you find yourself in a church wearing a shirt that says "Pussy"
• I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
• Find someone who...
• Where did Archie find the time?
• An old woman's sentiment is delicately spun, and yet we find it stronger than time
• How to find out if an egg has gone bad
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• look in the shadows and you will find the truth
• we always knew we'd find someone just like you
• Fermat will never find solace of yes
• never say anything you do not understand. you will quickly find the path to truth.
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• the way will find you. it finds everyone, somehow.
• When that trouble fails to find us we eventually yearn for it, we seek it
• Trouble Will Find Me
• The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• I think I will break but I mend
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Bye Don, you were nothing but a waste of time
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• It isn’t fun to hide. But it will protect you from lightning.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.

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