Findings:
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- I didn't know such things when I was young
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- I married him because he was not mean
- This was the way bodies were meant to behave
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- some say he was never here at all
- collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
- when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- He was found
- Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
- He Was a Crook
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
- I was told that transcendence would come with the process of quietly living and dying alone and I do want a refund
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- It was the least I could do
- he was a punk poet himself
- Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- I could do without it, if I knew what it was
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
- It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- The dynasty made people die in nasty ways. This mess was necessary and they're not sorry.
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- All he left her was alone
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- That's Just How He Was
- The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
- It was men who made breasts into a secret.
- He was hard in all the wrong places
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
- As It Was Made, It Shall Remain
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- Willy Loman was wrong in life but he was right on the inside
- I Was On My Way Home When the Strangest Thing Happened
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
- When the best rapper was white, the best golfer was black, and the tallest guy in the NBA was Chinese
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- November 4, 1995
- He Was Only Joking
- Food which was intended as such by nature
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- More than he was willing to give
- At least he was gentle
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- every secret thing was made by some one
- making certain he was touching her
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- It was all I could do not to cry
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- It was 1992. He smiled.
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- Tom, He was a Piper's Son
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- It was a pauper's laugh. It was what I could afford.
- born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
- The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
- There once was a man from St. Paul
- Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
- This book was stolen from the Harvard College Library. It was later recovered. The thief was sentenced to two years at hard labor.
- it was years before they met again, by chance
- I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
- I was a homeless bum
- She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
- I was taken by a honeymoon scam
- Fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time
- I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
- I didn't want to know where I was conceived
- My lunch money was stolen by a predatory Mars rover
- You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
- And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
- If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
- How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- We find tonight what was hidden beneath our hearts
- That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
- Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame…
- I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
- It was from the artists and poets that the pertinent answers came.
- If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
- It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
- She didn't know what outside was anymore.
- My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
- The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- I was relieved to find my services no longer required
- sifting sand to find fading past in smooth stones, sorrow was here
- How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
- Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
- How my Father was excommunicated from the LDS Church
- No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
- This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
- I was shaking, but not from the cold
- My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
- The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
- I was raised by the French government
- Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
- If I was beautiful, I'd know it
- she was waylaid by an octopus
- I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
- somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
- (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
- It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- smiling in photographs was a concept introduced by Kodak
- if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
- I was wrong I didn't have everything
- And the sky was made of amethysts
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- What was stolen by someone else
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