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• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I want them to go out as unseen as they came
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• They had built the Unrecordable Sculpture again last night
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• They only come out at night
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• Eye contact at a distance
• they are waiting for us to return to them, beneath and away
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• I was into them after they were hip
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• I joined the Army in order to die, and they sent me where I could die
• It was better before they came
• They took my job. They took my hands.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• First They Took Away Napster
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Ain’t there a pen that will write before they die?
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• I write my secrets on the bathroom mirror, like Jesus, before wiping them away to check my hair.
• They forgot to give me the operating system!
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
• Most of the men were disillusioned long before they met her
• The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• They don't touch me the same way
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• The Day They Gave Babies Away
• They are all pretty but fading.
• I could not hear the echo of my steps as I descended nor the sounds of animals, for they were hiding
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• Last night I could not sleep because of the noise in my head
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
• They call me Engineer-khan
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• Hearts and thoughts they fade; fade away
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Crawling through festering flesh, hungry and, yearning, they wait for the day they will tear away from the dark.
• they carry but they do not understand
• Fragments of the world are falling away, and we're tripping over the holes they leave behind
• though they could speak and had beautiful voices
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• They had left, but her mascara kept running
• Before they were famous
• Before you, there was me
• They protect us from danger by harming us before we can harm ourselves
• They could have saved Kevin
• One last time, to dance me out of your heart
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• Simple words, simple dreams
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• They are telling me it is time to go
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• They grow up. No one told me.
• Dreamed Me a Dream Last Night
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• and i'm shaking like a leaf, and they call me under
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• They want me for a focus group!
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• not what words are used, but how they are used
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• ships are safest in harbor, but they were made to sail
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
• The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• They just kind of went away
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• They asked me to write a letter
• They Don't Want Me
• They had been expecting me
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• I know they are watching me
• But what are they really thinking?
• They Call Me MISTER Tibbs!
• if they forget me, I just might disappear
• Me And Jesus The Pimp In A '79 Granada Last Night
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• They inspire me
• I try not to eat the bullshit they feed me
• They Know Me
• Before They Are Hanged
• They love me in San Francisco
• In the end it took me a dictionary, to find out the meaning of unrequited...
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• I want to strangle the stars for all they promised me
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• he taught me to fly then took away my sky
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• But the last half of the book is blank, and the author is gone.
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• They fed off each other, which is unusual in a couple, but nice to see.
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• Brittle things will break before they turn
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• Looking as though they saw the dark before dawn every day
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Ground rush
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• As strangers they could speak, and it lifted the rain
• beliefs can change the world, but they can't change reality
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• Don't count your chickens before they hatch
• They did so because they believed they could.
• I worked at the mall in the 80s. There was a cult that used to recruit out on the front steps.
• What if we all got jobs and got to bed before dawn?
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• Beings from space: What could they want?
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• I was me before being me was cool.
• Most men will not swim before they are able to
• Before they were the Science Fiction Greats
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
• Those are giants; and if thou art afraid, away with thee out of this and betake thyself to prayer while I engage them in fierce and unequal combat
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• How They Broke Away to Go to the Rootabaga Country
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• They will run away and leave us forlorn and empty
• Eat your dreams, before they get cold.
• Every day adds a new worry, on the last day they all disappear
• they only gave me trouble anyways
• And They Believed Me!
• They Flee From Me
• They might not need me - yet they might -
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery

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