Findings:
- Being Asian is rather like having large breasts
- only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
- by people who know what salsa should taste like
- If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
- Being resigned to having your corpse facing the enemy
- Trial by Jury
- The Trial by Existence
- Somebody Up There Likes Me
- A conversation with old country guys is like being a chicken dentist
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- Notes on ruining the beauty of barren places by being there
- Three Puerto Rican girls walked by like accordion music under the trees, looking like they'd accept nothing less than perfection.
- one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
- Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- Having narcissists for family is like not having family at all (category)
- Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
- Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
- How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
- being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
- Being rejected by someone you really respect
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
- your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
- having you by the short hairs
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- The ceiling seems like it's tired of being our tripmeter.
- Being betrayed by one's own body
- It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
- trial by wager of battle
- trial by duel
- curved penis
- The Trials and Tribulations of Having Your Own Secret Hideout
- haunted by nodeshells, like pronouns signifying other worlds
- There is no weirdness like the weirdness of a novel written by a mathematician
- I feel like I'm being watched
- Hold Me Like You Need Somebody
- Accidental death odds
- a lot like the appeal of being electrocuted
- The trials and tribulations of being an E-mail technical support representative
- The reluctant backpacker's guide to being hit by lightning
- I remember books being like air and food and water to me
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- a voice like pebbles being shoved through a harmonica
- Ruminations on being run over by a dump truck
- on the occasion of the city having fallen to the forces of evil, and there being no hope left among the people
- trial by fire
- These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
- feeling like a failure by meeting goals
- trial by ordeal
- The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
- Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
- When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
- What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- Law & Order: Trial by Jury
- The Wild Colonials
- What it's like to be raided by the FBI
- And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
- i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
- trial by cheese
- drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
- This place like an old jacket, made alien by time.
- Trial by congress
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- The dubious distinction of being criticized from the left by the Ku Klux Klan
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- on being hit by lightning
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- E2 is like getting old, having friends die, and running into them on the street
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
- Being licked to death by kittens
- The world is warm and likes having us in it
- The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
- e2 is like having a conversation with yourself
- Physical beings having a spiritual experience
- Spiritual beings having a physical experience
- being
- human being
- Beings of pure energy
- Are You Being Served?
- Just being quiet and close
- The Unbearable Lightness of Being
- in love with being in love
- Being John Malkovich
- The entire point of being an adult
- Being and Nothingness
- Two Golden Rules of Being a Woman
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- Being and Time
- Now that we're being so open and honest
- Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
- Being a Green Mother
- Human beings will believe anything
- Creativity, the essence of being human
- Being There
- The Need of Being Versed in Country Things
- Human being emulator
- I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
- Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs
- Being serious without taking yourself too seriously
- Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite
- what does being a sociological researcher entail?
- there's good and bad in being a database administrator
- The joy of Being a Technician
- Tell me a story about being really alive
- do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
- stop being so English
- Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
- Being short
- The only thing worse than being uninformed, is being informed and not caring
- The curse of being named Tim
- being complimentary
- Jewel not being mean for a minute
- Being really smart and taking lots and lots of drugs
- A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
- Reasons for Not Being at Work
- The Importance of Being Educated
- Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
- Being an artist warps the mind
- I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
- dr's Hospital Adventure : it's weird being recognized as somewhat of a celebrity
- The honor of being a rat
- Being put on hold
- You are my electronic human being: my second chance, my way to mend the past.
- Why I hate being single
- A Nocturnal Upon Saint Lucy's Day, being the Shortest Day
- "Gay" being used as an adjective for something bad
- The Everything guide to being a pizza driver
- Being an Eagle Scout no longer means anything
- Why are chimneys being demolished?
- Being Designated Driver on New Year's Eve
- The Greatest Fear In America Is That of Not Being Politically Correct
- I Enjoy Being a Girl
- famous for being famous
- Florida being promoted for its hockey
- she being Brand
- Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
- On being the Older Woman
- Imagine if you achieved a higher state of being from the Weather Channel
- Things I hate about being a conservative Republican
- Being the outsider at a party
- Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
- On the topic of being alone
- Great Chain of Being
- Adolescents: Beings of inherent evil
- Being with an older woman
- In a school with over 20,000 people, there is no danger of being recognized later
- The Story That Is Still Being Written
- On being the first person to finish a test
- We're on our way to being GODS!
- On Being the Right Size
- The new rulers of the world are being decided upon
- Being Digital
- The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
- Being rich is as much a trap as being poor
- Being both black and white
- the problem with being a member of the dominant culture
- It's a sin this not being ready, this not being up to it
- The disadvantages of being left handed
- Single Being
- What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
- being true to your nature
- No one dreams of being a guidance counselor
- On Being the one who goes away
- The girls' guide to being a girl
- How to transcend animal instinct and become a superior being
- Being in a relationship is not a guarantee against loneliness
- The curse of being gifted
- All things being equal
- There's nothing noble about being a soldier
- You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
- Tired of being angry
- An hour later, I swing my leg over his and we dream of being young
- The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
- Bruxa Maria de Zuzaya is being tempted
- On being American
- On being a college radio DJ
- The joys of being jailbait
- When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?
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