Findings:
- Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
- A sad reminder that just because you are floating does not mean you are rising
- I Had No Time to Hate, Because
- The word that means "I acknowledge this thing you have just said"
- Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
- just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die
- Windows 9x does not have true memory protection
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- Thinking of doing something is sometimes just as bad as actually doing it
- Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
- When did you decide to forget every wrong you had done?
- AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- by any means necessary
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
- Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
- I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
- because I have given up any care
- I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
- Because the gods that made them are gods no more
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
- Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- Buying things just because they have cool packaging
- When you know things are just meant to be
- These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
- What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
- Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
- Does war have any redeeming features?
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
- Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- Does "All Natural" mean "No Side Effects"?
- That which I should have done I did not do
- It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
- Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
- Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
- This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- I tell no lies, it's all true, and more besides
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
- Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
- Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
- Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
- 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
- just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
- Getting a working visa in Japan
- In order that I may know something more before I depart from life
- just because they never bothered to really do
- I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
- Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
- I married him because he was not mean
- I wish you could have met me before I became food
- Just great, I'm actually a coward
- What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
- beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
- Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
- He had a life before he met you, you know
- Just a word before tomorrow
- Where No Man Has Gone Before
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- More of a knowledge fetishist than actually knowledgeable
- none of us are actually breathing, we are just trying to breathe
- No one actually cares.
- To boldly go where no man has gone before
- She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
- It's All Been Done Before
- Did you once stand before me without shame?
- Just before you make that next move...
- Puking Onstage Before a Live Audience, or: The Pooka Did It
- Just seeing that he actually exists
- How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
- To Dream Where No Man Has Dreamed Before
- When we see the early signs of daylight fading, we leave just before it's gone.
- I hope I get old before I die.
- Quick, put your shirt back on before the cop gets here
- i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
- I smile just because you exist
- Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
- because it wasn't just the air
- It doesn't get any better than this
- Did we listen to pop music because we were miserable? Or were we miserable because we listened to pop music?
- Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- They did so because they believed they could.
- To boldly go where no one has gone before
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- The reason why it's so hard to stay true to yourself is because it's so easy to lose yourself.
- People have fucked up before
- That twinge of terror that hits before you get under the covers
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- I knew before I met you just how we would end
- Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
- I just won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
- Things I had not seen before coming to America
- Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
- One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
- Dream Caused by the Flight of a Bee around a Pomegranate, One Second before Awakening
- Did you think of me before you knew me?
- I've had you here before
- At least things can't get any worse
- A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
- Just before the kiss
- On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
- risk assessment in the brain and the dumbest thing you ever did before age 25
- We must get there before dark, follow me
- I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
- We know we have fallen because we know who we are
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
- Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
- I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
- how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
- A Jared by any other name
- just because
- It Doesn't Matter Any More
- More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
- The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- I miss you because I have nothing else to miss
- Did you touch any of his blood?
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