Findings:
- How we sleep on the nights we don't make love
- For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
- if you knew how much I love you, you would run away
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- How Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends wrecked my love life
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
- It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- When they realized they were in the desert, they built a religion to worship thirstiness.
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
- Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
- Scientist hits head on curb joke
- Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
- Nancy, you barker. You are what happens when eunuchs make love with shite.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- i don't love e2. i love when it touches the ideal.
- For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
- How it Happened that a Friend Killed a Friend
- Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
- Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
- you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
- The moment you realize how much of your life experience is hopelessly interlaced
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
- Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- People don't flail when they die
- What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
- She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
- telling people what they don't need to know
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- How to Win Friends and Influence People
- don't start from words. they are a nest of lies.
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
- In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
- All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
- For when you and your shiftless friends are confused again
- they still come to me even though i don't come to them
- beside a moon that don't know when to quit
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
- I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
- Rape committed by women
- How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- You remember how to whistle don't you?
- Don't Need Love
- sam, they dont liste (user)
- Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
- I don't know how to read science fiction
- please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
- Friends don't let friends drive drunk
- I don't need to be loved by you
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- For when you and your shiftless friends go shopping
- For when you and your shiftless friends are temporarily amused
- Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
- losing a friend to love
- how to be a friend
- Stealing your best friend's girlfriend
- Falling in love with your best friend
- Don't worry, I know how to let go.
- I don't remember all that much
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- I don't think I like love
- The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
- "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
- When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
- we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
- Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
- I love you and it's okay you don't know I exist
- Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
- Who i think about when i dont want to smile
- love like you don't need the money
- I don't love you anymore
- They don't know what I've done
- Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
- It's okay as long as you don't fall in love
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
- The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
- evil triumphs when men don't do good
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
- For when you and your shiftless friends are thinking about seeing a movie
- For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
- don't hesitate when small obstacles appear
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- For when you and your shiftless friends are wasting your time on chat
- How to find your new best friend
- How my friend embarrassed my stage speech teacher
- For when you and your shiftless friends finally go home
- Friends don't let friends drink Starbucks
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- Stoned music memories
- When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
- Don't Say You Love Me
- They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
- They Don't Want Me
- People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- What they don't know can't hurt them
- Don't Laugh (I Love You)
- HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
- The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- Don't count your chickens before they hatch
- Don't give me your hand me down love
- you don't talk much
- Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
- the strongest memes don't brand, they sit in your head and crochet
- I don't know how to smile
- We don't write 'round here much anymore
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- Don’t write love letters to women unless you are dating them
- They're just babies, they don't understand!
- If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
- you don't love like a cold-weather man
- How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
- they don't know what they'd do without me
- All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
- Vegetables don't come when you call
- Don't lick stuff when it's cold
- don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
- Please don't grab at my notebook, my love
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- They don't get it. Let them suffer.
- To June, from Eric
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
- Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
- I Don't Believe in Love
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- If you don't love yourself, you can't love anyone else.
- If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
- Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
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