Findings:
- Stoned music memories
- When that trouble fails to find us we eventually yearn for it, we seek it
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
- When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- When I Get Low I Get High
- Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
- I Get Hungry When I Shift
- When non-pitchers get to pitch
- when one of us woke early
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- Let Us Get Into Your Shorts!
- How to get through U.S. Customs
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
- Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
- When keys on keyboards get switched
- now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
- I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Ten things Britons should not do when visiting the US
- If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
- you are a comet when you streak close by the radios get weak
- sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- When Grandmother was finished with us
- Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
- When in doubt, get horizontal
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
- This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
- Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
- Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
- It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
- I'll get there when I get there
- How to get drunk when in Norway
- When did everyone get so attractive?
- at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
- What gets us out of bed in the morning
- We get too tense when we drive
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
- For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
- when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
- When did the World get so old?
- when the weather's good we get the wood
- Dammit, can you see why his laugh is gonna get us subpoenaed
- follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
- Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
- We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
- every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
- don't rely on us to get you high
- I'll get us a hotel room for the night
- US Customs doesn't get the Internet
- When Life Agrees With Us
- At night, when we walked by the wall, the world seemed to fall down before us - the whole, far-off, dirty world.
- Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
- The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
- The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
- Things to do when technology gets here
- There are words. When new ideas confront us, we create new words. We forget that there are no words.
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- When I get like this
- When I get mad I throw harder
- We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
- You can't get there from here
- Get your rocks off
- get drunk
- How to get it
- get
- Get it on
- Penn and Teller Get Killed
- Can we all just get along?
- it gets thick
- Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
- As Good as it Gets
- Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits
- The early bird gets the worm
- What to do if you get in a car accident
- I turn my back for a second, and Erica gets married twice
- Jack Gets Up
- get with the program
- get well card
- Get used to it
- No One Here Gets Out Alive
- Get In Shape Girl
- Get Smart
- Get the fuck out of my office
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- The Knack... and How to Get It
- How to get people to leave you alone
- Get a grindstone and sharpen it
- Get a load of
- Get around
- Get a tail
- Get a valentine
- Get the finger put on
- Get hip
- Get hit with
- Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
- Get hours
- Get it up
- Get off the gun
- Get off the nut
- Get out the crying towel
- Get under the bed
- It's not paranoia if everyone's out to get you
- The Universe always gets the first move
- Get Real
- get a clue
- Get a real computer!
- Craving a smoke
- An angel gets its wings
- I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
- Get rich quick
- Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
- The second mouse gets the cheese
- Get your filthy hands off my desert
- Where did you get that hat?
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- How to get rid of Jehovah's Witnesses
- Life sucks. Get over it.
- Get Carter
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- How to get away at work without doing anything
- How to crack root and not get caught
- Don't make me get my shoe!
- If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
- Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
- It doesn't get any better than this
- How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
- How to get your stuff voted up
- You get the idea
- Darth Everything mistakenly gets a role in a porno
- Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
- Getting rid of start menu items
- The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
- Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
- How to avoid a car accident
- gets on my tits
- Overhead imagery of your house
- Get Shorty
- can't get with
- RimRod gets stranded at McDonald's
- Who let her get at the Johnny Walker
- Let's get ready to rumble!
- You can never get away from yourself
- Technology that gets lost between now and Star Trek
- You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
- You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever
- Get out of jail free card
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