Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Today I had an appointment at the district's HR office to sign my contract, take my fingerprints, and receive a new employee packet. Apparently, once the fingerprints clear("in anywhere between 'as you walk out the door' to three weeks,") they will give me a call and set up an orientation date."

• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• The ocean will one day give up its dead
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• Take Me Out to the Ball Game
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• They had been expecting me
• I Will Take an Egg Out of the Robin's Nest
• give me five minutes and i will give you your life (document)
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• to take sides is to give up your freedom
• You couldn't save me back then. I will save you now. Trust me, take my hand.
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• He called me Sarah once
• There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
• Bring me porn, give me swinging doors
• Give 'em an inch and they'll take a yard
• They forgot to give me the operating system!
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• Bitch set me up!
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• They grow up. No one told me.
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• will you take me with you when you go?
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• They call me Engineer-khan
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• Hold my tomb up to the light and watch me rot forever if you must. But don't you ever ever call me dead.
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• Today I clean her little fingerprints from my window
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• Find me and I will give you the answer
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• Call me a lady and I will growl at you
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• A few minutes is all it will take sometimes to completely undo me
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• we can give up, but the world never will
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• Three Step Out For A Walk
• Help Me Out, Will You?
• My Father Will Guide Me Up a Rope to the Sky
• I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
• You Will Call Me Kompressor
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• I thought I'd take a walk today. It's a mistake I sometimes make.
• In the summer they will pull the beautiful bodies out of storage.
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• They Call Me MISTER Tibbs!
• They called the wrong Grandma today...
• and i'm shaking like a leaf, and they call me under
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
• Dreaming up the Blue Door House
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• Give up
• Cleaning fingerprints and smudges off screens
• The "Priest" They Called Him
• Give Me the Brain
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• right outside the front door, where in January snowdrops will bloom
• Once upon a place called home
• I wouldn't date me
• Call me Hashmael
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• a folded up piece of paper slipped under your door
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• At Home Or Abroad And Anywhere In Between
• Surrounded by strangers with public fingerprints
• It takes 30 minutes to get anywhere
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• call sign
• Some people call me a drama queen
• I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
• Don't Go Out the Door
• How to calculate the day of the week for a given date
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• Please, Call me Honky
• fingerprint
• Not a fingerprint, not even a whisper
• One Week to the Door
• Give Me Louisiana
• Nodeshell, Nodeshell, give me your answer, do.
• Don't give up
• Give Me Strength
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Give Me the Damn Ball
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• A Girl Called January Is Talking to Me
• The Emergency Services called me back
• he calls me girly (user)
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• Then the father hen will call his chickens home
• Call her up, tell her how love is not a question.
• No, I will not download your stinking, worthless, spyware-riddled blob of digital excrement that you call an "app"
• call me garbage one more time
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• St. Peter don't you call me
• Call me Anna
• We are what we walk between.
• Out The Door And Into The Car
• All Around the World or The Myth of Fingerprints
• Fingerprints of the Gods
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• There are as many numbers between 0 and 1 as there are in the set of all real numbers
• key fingerprint
• Fingerprint scanning
• Why the knobs on your cabinet doors don't line up properly
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• Give me a break!
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• Don't Give Me Names
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Bloody fingerprint
• Give Me A Home and Away
• Thousand-word paragraphs give me a headache
• When your presents give me hives
• Press the Eject and Give Me the Tape
• If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• Why the record album HAD to give way to the compact disc
• Fooling a fingerprint reader with gummi bears
• office door
• Call Me Princess
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• A conversation between me and god
• They call it Noder Love (e2poll)
• How to take a supervisor call
• They call it Autumn here, a Christchurch mini-nodermeet
• Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
• Once I googled your old screen name and found web pages you made in high school. Are you married now? Is that why you haven't called?
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• call me hiroshima
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• The one I will still call yours
• he calls me monster
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• The difference between "call by reference" and "call by value return"
• If skepticism is arrogant, then slap my arse and call me Arrogant Sally.
• And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• out of date
• My recent perfect date has given me hope
• Do not call up any that you can not put down.
• King George he had a Date
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• In Through the Out Door
• Camille Paglia, date rape, and me
• Call Me Maybe
• tactical call sign
• Pay me for the door repair charge
• What's the point of having doors if you're just going to give away keys?
• Get Up and Bar the Door
• Employee of the Week
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• Reversing the restroom door signs
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.

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