Findings:
- This is our ool. Notice there is no P in it. Please keep it that way.
- Which Way To Turn
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- Please remove your morality from my vagina. Thank you.
- For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
- A Thousand Ways to Please a Husband
- Lava Lamp
- lamp
- Lava Lite Lamp
- Fiber Optic Lamp
- Glitter Lamp
- kerosene lamp
- Argand lamp
- Carcel lamp
- Davy lamp
- Fresnel lamp
- The Lamp
- exciter lamp
- Oil Lamp
- Aladdin and the Wonderful Lamp
- The Story of Aladdin and the Wonderful Lamp
- magic lamp
- Halogen lamp
- tornado lamp
- car fog lamps should be coin-operated
- Getting Burned on a Reading Lamp
- pickle lamp
- smoking lamp
- alcohol lamp
- lamp working
- Lamp Commander
- Halogen dichroic lamp
- arc lamp
- Napster was like the lamp with the wrong pricetag
- Irate Deputy Prime Minister Lamps "Fan"
- Night Lamp
- The Gas Lamps
- low pressure sodium vapor lamp
- ENX lamp
- Lamps of the Valar
- Aldis lamp
- Case lamp
- Freakish Lamp (user)
- The Seven Lamps of Architecture
- Woods lamp
- Thomson lamp
- Wickless lamp
- Tubular fluorescent lamp
- Blast lamp
- Tungsten lamp
- Pilot lamp
- Yellowed lamp shades in the Guest bedroom
- lamp (user)
- the stars are wreckers' lamps
- Döbereiner's Lamp
- Get Lamp
- bumping the lamp
- Lamb chops
- A flickering lamp, a phantom, and a dream
- Street Lamps, Constellations and Her
- Sexy Lamp Test
- The Magick Genie Lamp
- Masters of the Lamp
- please
- Take my wife, please!
- Please wait: Updating personalised settings for Microsoft Internet Explorer
- Hurry up please it's time
- Please Please Me
- Marvin K. Mooney, Will You Please Go Now
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- Pleased
- Someone please kill me
- please explain
- Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally
- Please use plain text
- Please help me!
- Please help us recover your nodes by linking their titles below
- Freakazoids, please report to the dance floor.
- Please take a number
- The Matrix is going down for a reboot in 5 minutes: all users, please save your data and log out
- Out of harm's way
- Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
- Please Kill Me
- Pleased to Meet Me
- Ticket, please.
- nigga please
- Please cut back on your car usage
- Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
- Could We Start Again, Please?
- Will the Real Slim Shady Please Shutup?
- Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
- Please stop annoying me
- listen()
- Please Save My Earth
- Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
- Please don't feed the troll
- I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
- I'd like a new lease on life, please.
- Please don't force your beliefs on me
- Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
- Please Make Noises which Do Not Signify
- Please don't apologize for your identity
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- say please
- Please don't bring your kids
- Please clear the field; the game is not over
- Please sir, may I have some more?
- Give me a moment, please
- All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
- Pleased as Punch
- Nine Inch Will Please a Lady
- Please recycle
- Please let me out, I won't do it again
- Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
- please forgive me (user)
- When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
- Our little girl Susan is a most admirable slut, and pleases us mightily
- Please don't smoke the mystery bag
- Will the Real Bruce Perens Please Stand Up?
- You can't please all of the people all of the time
- Here is my love. Please spend it wisely.
- Please insert nicotine
- Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
- So Pretty Please
- Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
- Please call again
- Please wait while Microsoft Outlook exits
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- Pleased to Meet You
- She was so pleased to learn that she was right
- Put the stickers on the shrink wrap, please
- She sits where she pleases
- Please do not bring me flowers
- Please remember the adverb is there for your protection
- I hate you. Please don't leave me.
- I miss you when you're away. Please go.
- Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
- Got any ID please?
- Please don't peel the sweet corn
- Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em
- Please let me wake up and find myself found
- Die Please (user)
- Please, Teacher!
- You are live on Channel 4, please do not swear
- Please Smile My Noise Bleed
- Please Don't Kill the Freshman
- Please Don't Bury Me
- Please please please let me get what I want
- Will you please be quiet, please?
- please i drunk (user)
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- please (user)
- No Sex Please: We're British
- Welcome to our Modern World, please find yourself a corner.
- something please (user)
- Please pardon our façade
- Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
- Please, Pleaseplease
- We're doing very well, doctor. Please open the door?
- Please remember to let me down gently.
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
- Please inquire of past generations, and consider the things searched out by their fathers
- Please, Call me Honky
- Please don't take my sunshine away.
- The Circle of Life is complete. Please insert another quarter
- how many years, please, until I am better?
- I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
- Please calm down, this is all standard procedure
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
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