My
roommates and I live on the
tenth floor. (See the
Virgin Vault for more details.) Anyway, occassionally, we try to break our reputation of being "
that good girl floor." So, we developed the
Water Balloon Olympics, easily transferred to the
Fruit Olympics, the
Pop Olympics, and the
Frosted Mini Wheats Olympics.
Whenever anything that can be aimed needs to be thrown out, we assemble on top of the counter, and gather around the
window. We all take turns aiming for a certain specified
target, and see how the event turns out. Sometimes, if we are really feeling
bitchy, we
aim for people. Other times it is cars, and sometimes, we go down and draw
a big circle with chalk.
Last week, we held the
Mystery Toss. We set the day, and all eight of us we scheduled to bring anything we wanted. The
Mystery Items were judged on the way they
splattered on the ground!!
Sounds,
effects, and
creativity were all judged. We had
strawberries,
cake,
jello,
cereal,
bananas,
spaghetti,
cool whip, and sinfully,
eggs.
Undoubtedly, the
eggs won, with the
Cool Whip a close second. Me and my
Cool
Whip would have won, except for a minor detail. Cal, with her carton of
eggs, actually hit a girl.
A unanimous decision resulted, since the girl was dressed to kill in a
tube top,
bar pants, and
high heels. We all agreed the
egg went quite well with the
butterfly clippies in her hair. (Something tells me she didn't feel the same way.) The effect my
Cool Whip had on the windsheild of the
red sports car down below hardly put up a fight.
In any event, it is April, and we have not been caught at our
escapades. We are quite proud of that fact. We are running out of ideas of
things to throw out, and we have already booked a
twelvth floor room for next year. We must uphold our reputation, and suggestions are welcome.