Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute and it's longer than any hour"

• Hours pass, but she still counts the minutes
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• This Hour Has 22 Minutes
• Two hours and thirty-eight minutes to live
• 3 hours 57 minutes
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
• My regret sits on the floor like someone else's polaroid photos
• What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• I would like to sit in a coffee shop with a notebook, two pens, a carton of cigarettes, and you
• One Hot Minute
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• Thought experiment on a boring Tuesday (or, When the world lasted 20 minutes)
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• The shortest hour known to man
• When it is easier to let it happen than to fight it
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• The space that fits a restless girl for five minutes
• If any one imagines that this law is lax, let him keep its commandment one day.
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Last minute Thanksgiving vegetables when life is unpredictable
• Every minute dies a man
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• Hot pursuit
• It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Why I no longer care about pretty girls
• Any minute now, you will go blind
• Three Puerto Rican girls walked by like accordion music under the trees, looking like they'd accept nothing less than perfection.
• I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• man hour
• If it is a kind and warm shoulder you are leaning against, any cold brick wall is the best place to sit.
• let us not lift our voices and speak like we are little girls
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• 24 Hours of Le Mans
• covered with minute grains, appearing like a fine sand
• One minute, let me iron my shoelaces
• Side effects include explosive acne, terminal constipation, loss of extremities, uncontrollable pyrokinesis, and erections lasting more than four hours due to rigor mortis.
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• A thirty minute progressive rock epic version of "This Old Man"
• sit like a house on fire
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
• Sixty Minute Man
• girl of the hour (user)
• Dreams become stronger when desire sits at the edge of your bed
• When the roof is caving in and the walls are crumbling and you sit back and realize it's beautiful
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• Perhaps not forever, but longer than usual
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• But life is hard when the written word is your first language
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• A beautiful girl, a dead man, corn on the cob
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• Your bed is no longer here, but the windows are
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• War is hell but men like it
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• Let us now praise bad girls
• pretty girls
• It doesn't get any better than this
• I can't express my sexual anger without being shunned but it's cool when you do it
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
• bitterly but gracefully finding the strength to let go of your failed relationships and move on with your emotionally damaged life
• I Am a Pretty Little Dutch Girl
• two hot blonde girls
• Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• Girls are hotter when they're comfortable
• Tripping while trying to sneakily check out pretty girls
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• I love you but I have to let you go
• But can you still cry like a child?
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• Pretty Butt (user)
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• Not very sterile, but better than dead
• In the city, silence is no longer silence but the memory of a noise
• Growing grapes is harder than making wine. You will discover this, but it might take a lifetime.
• I climbed the stairs behind him, without any reason to follow
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• He Asked Me for Water but I Gave Him Ice
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• Good girls who look like bad girls
• Throws like a girl
• Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
• melancholy is good, but not every single day, and certainly not more than two days in a row
• Boys can run faster than girls: Reflections on adolescent gender differences
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• When I left my girl
• More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
• When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
• Boys are better than girls: Adolescent gender socialization in North America
• not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• Duty is weightier than a mountain, but death is lighter than a feather
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• Man is but the imprint of his native landscape
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• my love in your garden grows, but let's pretend it's just a rose
• that moment of panic when you flush the toilet but nothing goes down
• They are all pretty but fading.
• pretty, but
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• like you're blind but still can see
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• Seeking the recluse but not finding him
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Zephronias is unfriendly to new noders, like, sometimes but not always. Depends on several astronomical variables

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