Findings:
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- When a man lies he murders some part of the world
- got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
- Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- When the crown becomes too heavy for the head of the czar he still won't be allowed to remove it
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- He's been places they have not.
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- As if he knew that words were how I kissed
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
- The elephant that wished he could fly
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
- One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- he wants us to be free
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- We have met the enemy and he is us
- Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
- if only he could hear my silent cries
- he would have laughed
- A man is known by the company he keeps.
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- He didn't want to be Gary anymore
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- The Good Gardener (On How He Fell)
- He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- Animals that should not have been domesticated
- Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
- St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- That's Just How He Was
- Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
- He says the most beautiful things
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- he would have cried
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
- Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- The Lover Showeth How He Is Forsaken of Such as He Sometime Enjoyed
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- When he became an old man
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- Fear makes the wolf bigger than he is.
- The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
- For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- He taught me how to smoke
- When he grins it is a thousand-word story
- Maybe He's A Christian
- He's not a bad person. He's just done some bad things
- A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
- There is a clown. He sells meat. I bought you some Chicken McNuggets.
- some say he was never here at all
- I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- He is so heavy when he whispers
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- How Eulenspiegel announced he wanted to fly
- The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
- My crush asked if he could kiss me
- He would shrink into the sky if he could
- I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- He Is Born
- How to transcend animal instinct and become a superior being
- How long have you been in love with her?
- How far can an animal fall and survive?
- he who (user)
- He's Gone
- Song of the Sorceress
- hes (user)
- I could not hear the echo of my steps as I descended nor the sounds of animals, for they were hiding
- Could have beens, should have beens
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- He
- When you are alone you are the cat you are the phone you are an animal
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- he/she
- Ancient Arrowhead
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- Make something beautiful, no matter how ugly the steps in making it are
- I have given up other interests to help you. It will be a pleasure to know that my labour has not been in vain.
- How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
- People in prison should be treated like animals
- I could have been Canadian
- how many warnings have been mistaken for aspirations
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- Animals Are Beautiful People
- Show your dog some much deserved respect
- He said, expecting the answer no
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- He is radical and funky fresh!
- Getting small animals out of the walls
- He's Jack
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- Li He
- s/he
- Don't Go Out the Door
- GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
- Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
- Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
- The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
- Could I Have Been?
- Laugh when you have been listening well
- I have a good rapport with animals
- The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
- It could have been me
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- When animals taunt
- All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
- It could have been a Brilliant Career
- Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
- Could Muhammad have been autistic?
- I could have been one of a two
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- How could you ever have enough?
- How we could still have a President Trump
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
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